That’s stupid and you’re stupid.
Your legs are stupid
I was answering the question “yah, I type too slow?”
I am very stupid.
Live forever; no afterlife would allow you to change the world, and so much could be accomplished and experienced before the big rip. After that, I supose it wouldn’t matter.
SITUATION:
You are forced into choosing permanent, irrepairable, inoperable DEAFNESS, or permanent, irrepairable, inoperable BLINDNESS.
The procedure to inflict these is painless. If you do not decide in 30 minutes, both will be inflicted upon you. So do you give up visual art, navigation, reading, and all other Sights… or do you relinquish music, audible alerts, conversation, and all other Sound…?
I’m already mostly deaf so blindness for variety.
Would you rather have seventeen testicles or one testicle the size of a coconut?
Seventeen: you can remove 15 and have a normal pair, but even if you reduce the coconut-sized one down to normal, you still have only one testicle.
Would you rather replace birds with flying whales, or make cockroaches 10x bigger?
Cockroaches 10x bigger. Makes them easier to exterminate, because you can find them better. Also, they won’t be able to enter our homes and kitchens so easily. And they will provide ample food supply for many species on the planet. Win/Win
If you could go through high school once again, knowing how to get ANY girl you like, would you do it? The downside of this: You won’t ever become what you are now, your personality will entirely change because of the experiences you make. There is no way to determine what type of person you will become.
I certainly would. Hell, I’d re-do all four years if it meant I could change the present. I would get a job by sophomore year, get a car, and go to college. (getting a girl Part, I wouldn’t be too worried about if Caitlin Cook [Hot local Photo Studio Model who took a brief liking to me] were still in that alternate reality)
If you could meet one and only one fictional character, who would YOU want to meet?
You forgot to mention the disadvantage whales flying into windows would poise.
It would have to be someone with something to share, something more than just the thrill of “omigod i met ___”. My choice would be getting to have a conversation with Captain Ahab (of Moby-Dick fame).
If you could hybridize any 2 existing animals with oneanother, without worries of compatibility, which two would you cross? And why, what traits would you be looking for in the hybrid?
A sheep and an ostrich.
It’ll provide meat, milk, delicious cheese, wool, feathers (for pillows) AND big fucking eggs. Perfect farming animal.
Free round - I have no question in mind.
If you could erase a band or musician from the face of earth, who would you choose?
Why not a cow and an ostrich? You don’t get the wool but everything else is better.
Would you rather be a tree or a bush?
EDIT: Darned Ninjas.
A tree.
If you had the choice to learn exactly when and how would you want to know the circumstances of your death?
no, it would be too big of a burden I think.
If you could erase a band or musician from the face of earth, who would you choose?
Nirvana
If you knew you were not going to be the best of parents, would you have children.
Absolutely not. There’s too many humans on earth already, anyway.
If you were still living with your ex, and getting out of there wouldn’t count as an option for very complicated reasons, how would you try getting in touch with other ladies?
Always say “lets go to your house”
Would you pay the mortgage and not eat, or eat and not pay the mortgage thus putting it closer to foreclosure?
Edit: Oops, ninjaed.
[COLOR=‘DimGray’]Yes… you can continually try your best to raise them anyway. And if your best is still so bad that it’s practically child abuse, the little bastard who has your genes deserves the same level of care that your parents weren’t able to provide.
I would eat until the house caves in. You can always make more shelter or ask friends for help on living arrangements, but your body’s starving decay is not something anybody can put a price on. But start buying more rice, you don’t need good food to be able to eat.
You get to terraform one moon or planet in our solar system to give it an Earth-like atmosphere and water content, with presumably enough greenhouse gases to give it a near-Earth temperature. Which solar body would you choose?