mmm. . China.
choose: burned alive or crucifixion?
How to learn any skill to maximum potential.
If your house is burning and you can only save 3 things, what would they be?
Wallet, keys, file with important paperwork
Question: If you could replace any of your limbs or organs with a bionic equivalent 10 times as effective and durable, what would it be? And why?
How did you know she was blonde? Did I say that anywhere? Geez, your mind-reading powers are creeping me out, bro 
[COLOR=‘Silver’]EDIT: She has legs of her own, and her own shit to worry about. Also, the question was about things, not lifeforms. Her and me are way past the stage in our relationship were one of us could even temporarily view and use the other as an instrument of pleasure (with the partner’s consent, of course) 
Why save the keys if your house is on fire? They are going to be useless.
I’d rather save my PC.
All of them :3
but if I had to pick just one, then blood circulation (arteries/veins/capillaries), because a more efficient circulatory system would avert heart-attacks and strokes, while stronger veins would make bleeding less likely, and severe injuries could have the blood flow cut off to that region.
If you were single and could drive any wheeled vehicle in the world for 1 year, which would you use to pick up a chick?
Only 2 of the 12 keys on my keyring are for my flat.
Would you rather be Chuck Norris or Duke Nukem?
That’s just a question without any hypothesis.
A tank.
If you could replace every vuvuzela in the world with an object of your choice, what object would it be?
A vuvuzela with a megaphone attached to it.
If you could permaban anyone on the forums, excluding tiki, who would it be? Also excluding me to prevent stupid answers.
Swampfox.
If you had to live in constant -20 c or +30 c, which would you rather live in?
Raminator, obvsl
So you’re at your house, minding your own business when an alien suddenly teleports right besides you. He offers you two choices: for you to play Black Mesa right there, and then destroy Earth, or to go with him and be the first and only human ever to explore the whole universe with the added benefit of becoming immortal and bring peace on earth forever. However, you can never return home nor play Black Mesa, ever.
What would you do?
Smash him in the face with a crowbar, obvsl
My previous question.
Forgot to say that if you kill him, you won’t be able to play Black Mesa, ever.
Forgot to mention that black mesa is a hoax.
my previous question.
Having lived through both, I know -20 degrees Celsius is much worse (Your mucus freezes), so I’d say 30 degrees Celsius.
If you had the opportunity to go out and do something with your lives, instead of being on the internet, would you do it?
What do you think I spent all day doing? The data won’t collect itself.
If some totally hot babe came up and asked to bang you, how would you inevitably fail at life and ruin the opportunity?
Fart then and there, really loudly.
If you had to be a cat or a dog, what would you be?