Hahahaha! I thought you were trolling with all that “ZOMG, I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S RELEASED” post (before you edited, obviously).
dammit those buttons really got my hopes up 
Where were/are those buttons?
Drunk. In my underwear. Sitting in my parents basement…
…just like old times. :jizz:
this reminds me of those “How will you enjoy the epic finale of the 6th season of LOST?” articles/surveys all around the world. I seem to recall that most of those who gave answers in those surveys or wrote their plans in those articles then failed to follow those plans…
You should loop that statement, otherwise you can’t commit suicide if it breaks later while working fine initially.
#include
#include
#include
int main()
{
double fun=0, x;
int thingsInBM, thingsViewed;
fstream datain(“BlackMesa”);
while (thingsViewed<=thingsInBM)
{
datain>>x;
thingsViewed++;
fun+=thingsviewed+x;
}
while (fun<infinity)
{
datain>>x;
fun+=x;
}
cout<<" 
"<<endl;
return 0;
}
Source is in C++
Yeah, but the finale of Lost was all around disappointing IMO. The show built up so much just to completely fail in the final episode.
If somehow Black Mesa sucks in the end, at least we get some new stuff for Gmod 
Damn, I hope Black Mesa doesn’t suck. If it is anything above suck, I’ll be happy. But now I feel like I’ve jinxed it.
CHAPTER ONE: INBOUND
TRAM: Good morning, and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System.
GORDON: I R Gordan Fruman!!! I hit U with crobar! L-O-L! I awesome.
MS Paint blood splatters the screen
GORDON: O I r ded L-O-L! I play Danny Smith Mod nao. Kthxbye.
hl2.exe has perfomed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
Given that he doesn’t have the crowbar in Inbound and that there’s no-one else in the tram that seems rather unlikely.
Exactly my point. 
The buttons were fake and unprofessional anyway, obviously the “real” buttons will be much better and not placed in an Ad section.
How am I going to play Black Mesa??? Probably with a big smile on my face! 
It’s gonna be awesome! [/SIZE]
Yeah … but If it doesnt work first time I die anyway. I guess I could add a tryToFix function in there and add 1 to a var each time the function is fired, then have an if statement something like:
onEnterFrame = function(){
if(var == 3){
commitSuicide()
};
};
Yeah thats actionscript2 because my life is just an animation.
I will make sure to get myself some of the dankest dank that ever danked, and play it in pitch dark while blazed out of my mind, this will ensure proper enjoyment and I wont examine every detail but i will observe the perfect amount of the game, and when i get to xen… I’ll fucking shit my diapies. I intend to force BM into the roll of “best game I’ve ever played”
what no AS3 love?
Because it’s so straight forward and easy to use. And is a natural progression from AC2. And doesn’t require you to learn a completely new programming format and style. And would never drive a man to contemplate committing suicide after spending hours learning it only to realize that everything that he knows is wrong and that his life is that of a pawn and his insignificant roll in this world would go unnoticed in the grander scheme of things. Questing his very existence while he has a keyboard in one hand and a gun in the other. He contemplates the differences between the complexity of the surface of the keyboard and the simplistic smoothness of the barrel of the gun. His mind shifts to a time in the past when such a decision would have been impossible to fathom and when declaring a global variable only required an underscore and a couple characters. His mind drifts further and further into his past when code could be applied directly to symbols and self-contained code meant not needing a separate as file. A simpler time. A smother, colder time, without bumps, without all of these needless commands, just a cold hard trigger was needed… all that was needed to take care of all of the problems…click
He drops the gun and the keyboard on top of it. He staggers back realizing that he just took his life but fate stood in the way. The gun failed to fire. Staring at the floor his screen flickers and he looks up. It appears that when dropping the keyboard the gun depressed the F12 key. He looks up at the screen not to find the usual logs of errors but a blank white flash projector window with the words “hello world” written in small black text.
EDIT:based on a true story :3
There will be no Black Mesa, sry! :fffuuu:
THIS!
I will also be playing it in a science factory…
With a mouse in one hand, a keyboard in the other and a bottle of rum in me third.
I will play it again and again and again until Black Mesa: Deathmatch comes out then i’ll play that forever until it’s old and outdated and they do the same thing again.