I’m going to play it with patriotic music in the background as manly tears roll down my face.
I’m going to play it … old.
Oh my God, holy crap, Jesus Christ, what an earth-shattering joke, wasn’t it?
And such a wonderful and subtle allusion to Balck Meas’ release date. I cannot stop laughing…
But seriously, I’m going to play it with love for the detail. I want to see and admire the quality.
How I will play it?
With a PC
the only thing worse than lame jokes is lame jokes followed by a sarcastic comment on how lame the joke was
Upside-down.
How will I play it? With jizz in my pants.
*[COLOR=‘Black’]assuming joke hasn’t been made yet.
With my dick. I do everything with my dick.
I’ll play regularly first, then the second I’m going to got though a bit more slowly to truely admire the details
I will lock the door, turn off the lights, and max the volume. I will go slowly. Like sex.
Why do you lock the door? Afraid she will try and get away, lol ?
On that logic, i would play it using a crowbar
Checking every corner with extremely care! 
I’m just gonna play it like a video game. Because, at the end of the day, that’s what it is.
Like a necromancer.
I will play it with a mouse.
I will play it in a house.
I will play it from the train.
I will play until Nihalanth’s domain.
I will burn the game on cds multiple times so I have a big staple of Black Mesa cds. Then I will glue them together so that the holes all match up and make a cylindrical tunnel. After that I will use a drill to make the hole wider. During this whole procedure my dick is already rock hard and ready to go. I then proceed to slowly penetrate the BM dvd fleshlight. First dry, then after several thrusts which caused cuts I will apply oil and lubricant to make that gorgeous Black Mesa tower even more fuckable. Then I start thrusting that CD fleshlight like I am multiple times stabbing a homeless guy who stole my meal. The blood of my dick and the shattering cd pieces form a symbiotic reaction inwhich the Black Mesa data is transfered into my blood system and finally into my brain. In the moment of orgasm I will be there, in person, standing in that tram listening to the Black Mesa facilties information system slowly transported to the first level of Black Mesa.
I plan on inviting all of my friends over and playing it on my 40 inch TV in my lounge room in pitch darkness
Looks like somebody’s been into the Reader’s Digest Treasury of Wit and Humor…vurrry nice.
As for me, I will play BM with every hair standing on end, body broken out in goosepimples and tears of incredulous (and highly salinated due to the ravenous consumption of new and INSANELY delicious tortilla chips) and reverential joy. I won’t pore over every detail; not at first, but as I have done with HL2, I will replay it again and again, discovering easter eggs based on my desire to. I will call all my friends and tell them to play it. I will donate funds to those with computers that need upgrades to play it. I will launch a telephone campaign in the tri-town area, calling between the hours of 5:30p and 8:30p to ensure my prospects have already eaten dinner and can be lulled into a quasi-somnabulistic state by the sultry ebb and flow of my voice. I will afterwards commission the production of 500 Black Mesa bumper stickers for those that have played at my behest; afterwards I will smoke 2 NAS cigarettes in celebration of BM’s far reaching and fan-based success, burn down my garage and dance around it covered in earth-based paints and cluthching a handmade spear, and howl like an animal at the moon. That about covers it.
Naked D: