I can imagine myself ignoring most of the combat and just looking at the awe-inspiring detail.
How ever you want me to, baby.
Going to put the controller up my ass an play it on Hard.
And do Jumping jacks.
Hmm I would have to fap! Before after or during, maybe all of them… I just hope Raminator doesn’t think ill of what im doing in the presence of him and his teams work… BUT I WONT STOP!
Going to try and get the original half life 1 sound track to work while i play it. won’t feel like half life without it. i hope it wont be too hard to do.
On my pc
On easy
then medium
then hard
With much prejudice.
I’ll play like I was Gordon Freeman + "bind t “impulse 200” so I can holster my gun anytime, and cl_drawhud 0, so I don’t have a HUD
Same 
I will play it all over the place. On the floor, in my room, in the living room, in the bathroom, on the toilet, in this chair, in that chair, on the bed, and out of town. My computer will be powered through my brain’s own electrical impulses on how this game is so awesome.
Bind t host_timescale .2
Bind j host_timescale 1
Meaning you’re gonna use some bullet time ? fuckin’ smart
Gotta Use the fucking ‘Fn’ to use the True F1-12 functions,
Whatever, Brilliant Idea nonetheless.
I’ll be playing it with only my left hand.
i was going to say ‘but how will you shoot?’ but then i realized
bind “mouse1” “+attack”
bind “mouse2” “+forward”
bind “mouse3” “+attack2”
bind “mouse4” “+use”
bind “mouse5” “+reload”
using that mouse setup, you can then use
bind “hand_right” “+fap”
With the amount of zombies that we’re all expecting, it might be difficult for even the most manly of men to be able to shoot all of them accurately. Plus, the monitor might receive a little bit of damage in the making.
Nobody is ever going to play it.
I will play it in constant orgasm.
Inbound, Anomalous Materials,
reload
Inbound, Anomalous Materials…
repeat for about a week.