How to play Half Life.

I was on the Googles, and I came across this incredibly stupid video that will teach people how to play the popular game that all the kids seem to be playing: Half Life!

https://tinyurl.com/4qvwcqp

sigh
… enjoy?

they didn’t show the compressed version :frowning:

Wow that looks gay.

I raged a little on the inside.

Short dude could do some neat effects with his mouth, though.

Wait that’s not H–

Wait a second, I smell something… I smell a garg making a thread about something that has nothing to do with half-life. They taught you how to half a clip for cinematography. They named it, “Half-life” because they were teaching you how to half the lifespan of a video’s length.

Thanks for wasting my time pasty face.

Oh fiddlesticks

when i saw this thread i thought someone created another walkthrough for half life

compares stomach to kid in pictures stomach:frowning:

While watching this my eyebrows had a ridiculous difference in height, at the end one of them fell off and defined gravity.

this isn’t in any way any kind of half life. :meh:
it’s the opposite.

Is the large one Gabe’s son? So the prophecy is true then …

I wanted to punch both of them in the face.

I too

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