So, I was taking a piss at my university which recently erected a new Science and Engineering building.
When I see a metallic tag centered a foot above the urinal, a label, a stylized:
Honestly tell me whoever designed this frivolous label wasn’t a Half-Life fan…
…and while we’re at it, this definitely should be in the mod.
Does it make a charger sound when flushing?
It also makes a healing sound when you pee.
the gman is the real R Mutt…
Whoever designed this frivolous label isn’t a Half-Life fan.
wow!
What makes it more efficient than other Urinals?
It sucks the pee out of you.
Welcome to the HEU Mark IV Hygenic System. For use in Waste Removal Environment conditions. High-impact reactive armor activated. Atmospheric contaminant sensors activated. Vital sign monitoring activated. Automatic flushing systems engaged. Waste Removal System activated. Deodorizing Block deployed. Hand-washing interface online. Have a very safe day.
:retard:
Administering Morphine
User death imminent.
Large fracture detected.:fffuuu:
Vital signs are dropping
Seek medical Attention
Power 100%
:fffuuu:
Warning: Hazardous chemicals detected
They use less water (probably reduced flow in each flush and sensor trigered flushing)
Plus lasers, lotsa lasers
This should indeed be in the mod, except instead of a water drop in the logo, it should be a human outline like the HEV logo. And it should be taking a leak.
Warning. Seek cover immediately.
Wait, what?
Blood loss detected.
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