Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays/Season’s Greetings/Happy Hanukkah/Happy Kwanzaa/Have a Nice Winter everyone!
Don’t drink too much and enjoy your gifts!
How about suck a dick, this isn’t exclusively a winter season.
Douche.
Oh, man, sorry, I didn’t mean to offend your sensibilities, have a satisfactory last month of the year.
What about the astronauts? There’s no seasons or months in space you fucking brick, it’s all space. Stop mocking the astronauts with your greetings.
Oh, brother, sorry to you too, have a perfectly safe space life, honorable astronauts.
That’s more like it. 
I hope you all had a Merry Solstice. Hail Satan.
I actually lol’d at that and I dunno why.
Being politically correct offends me!
happy white christmas
How dare you, you insensitive dick.
Dear Nigger Table faggots,
Merry Christmas.
[COLOR=‘Black’]…Love Canuck. :bms:
happy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa everyone
I got lol’d at for saying Happy holidays IRL. 
Happy Festivus!
Fuck you guys, I hope you have a miserable festive season.
Even Satan cried when Mr. Show was cancelled.
Have a pleasant season of possible festivities regardless of which potentially highly sensitive general faction you may or may not be involved with unless of course you don’t celebrate anything in which case may you be as bored and/or boring as your heart desires with as much curmudgeonlyness expressing itself in your most depressive and/or expressive way.
It’s hilarious to me how many people get very angry at you for daring to say something like “Happy Holidays”.
So, in that spirit: Happy Holidays!