Yeah, so, uhm, it’s my birthday… and stuff… so, you can, well, congratulate me and, uhm… 
Damn right it is.
But happy b-day anyways.
gratz! 
I don’t like you.
Also you’re a fag.
But I may give you a cake. Maybe.
Happy birthday!
the cake is a lie
Oh, that’s sweet of you, my dear. 
I have no fucking clue of who you are.
Happy Birthday anyway.
Happy birthday Jorma Kay, I’m disappointed in you.
God I hope I never become so lame that I start threads for my own birthday.
Hyvää syntymäpäivää!
Or whatever…Why did you start this thread?
Happy Birthday! I bought you a metal detector.
You can use it in the future to fight off rabid chipmunks.
I got you a medal detector.
It’s all the rage among blind olympic judges.
What is this shit, my birthday was last week and no-one made me a thread.
Don’t worry, we didn’t forget, we just all hate you.
Likewise buddy. <3
At least I didn’t have to be told.
Shouldn’t we have birthdays when we joined the forum?
May 2nd clusterfuck.
What’s that?