Half-Life 3 is… not with Gordon Freeman. THAT! I am sure of.
What makes you think that?
Man would that suck.
I dont know those guys at valve are doing somthing diffrent I reckon the amount of delay time were seeing to me surgests thier thinking bigger than just the usual perfectionism
And you theorize this why?
If Ep3 went off in a completely different direction irrelevant of any of the previous ones ( what makes you think this? ) then i think i’d be done with half life.
What about half life in the eyes of G-Man?
I dont know what we would do, but i am curious.
But by the time hl3 might be released, graphics will probably be lifelike and we can control the game with our mind.
Or it could be virtual reality by then, in which case we will all be slaves to a computerized race similar to the one in the matrix…
rants off, mumbling incoherently
He’s λdam, he knows everything
i think the combine will be end in ep3 and for hl3 you have to fight race x (the aliens in opf)
i have an idea
in the end of ep3 gman goes like “good work i freeze you for 60 years” and in the beginning of half life 3 in gordan relise that its not a regular future it is the future of pr0n where child molestation and rape is compulsory and if not done the combine will send you to nova prospekt
…Where they rape you and remove your copulatary organs?
sounds like my summer vacation
Half-Life 3 storyline eh? “In an interview with Eurogamer, Gabe Newell revealed that the Half-Life 2 “episodes” are essentially Half-Life 3. He reasons that rather than force fans to wait another six years for a full sequel, Valve Corporation would release the game in episodic installments. Newell admits that a more correct title for these episodes should have been “Half-Life 3: Episode One” and so forth, having referred to the episodes as Half-Life 3 repeatedly through the interview.” Got this from wikipedia…
As somebody has said before though, that doesn’t mean that the next game in the series won’t be called Half-Life 3. It most likely will.
Gordon and Alyx go to the Arctic to have a fun picnic day,
when GMan goes:
‘Oi you, yeah Doctor Crowbar. There’s a ship over that mountain…
The Borealis… go to it, I need not tell you what to do from there.
I never do.’
Freeman then does three barrel rolls over the mountain,
where the Combine score his technique and landing, then start throwing hurtful bullets at him.
Gordon says, no wait thinks, ‘RAWR I AM DOCTOR I SMART! I USE CROWBARS!’
So he throws his crowbar at the Combine, and they go dead.
(You can throw your crowbar in this game)
Then Alyx, who takes her lovely time, walks up to you and says:
‘MOAR RAWR YOU SMART MAN I LOVE YOU- NO! NO TIME FOR THAT,
LET US GO TO THE BOREEALISM!’
So you both do so and Barney says:
‘About those 1000’s of beers I owed you, well they froze.
SORRY FREEMAN I’M ON DUTY!!@%qr#e@y’
So you, Akyx, Barney (on duty), and a case of beer (how he fit all that in little box?)
head off to France. Eli goes:
‘RAWR YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!’
And Freeman says, thinks;
‘I THOUGHT I PAID A GUY TO- I THOUGHT THE COMBINE KILLED YOU!’
And so they go back to Arctic and the Borealis is like:
‘Pfft about time, I talk, for I have an AI on board.
I also have a large test facility in the ship,
would you like to participate… Alyx?’
To which she says ‘Kay’ and goes into Aper-Borealis.
Barney falls into the water and dies of frozeness,
cheapee didn’t want to pay for owed lies.
Gordon goes, now that I have achieved a great fete, I wonder what will happen-’
“DOCTOR FREEMAN!!! IS IT REALLY THAT FREAKING TIME AGAIN?
YEAH WELL DONE I GUESS, EVERYONE DEAD NOW, BUT THAT WORKS…
A CAT IS FINE TOO, I SUPPOSE FOR THE TIME BEING…
LISTEN CLOSELY MY DEAR, WHEN YOU SEE YOUR… CAT,
RELAY THESE WORDS… NEDM…”
And as you ponder why GMan talks in such an interesting… capital-letter speech,
you drift off to black…
… and return the game… twice.
:fffuuu:
Gordon leaps to Liberty City in 2130, so we have a rasta Gman and Gordon must beat up rebelling wnb dealers in a world that worships money and status and is a heaven for those who have 'em and a living nightmare for those who don’t
:retard:
Does a certain Russian, siberian, whatever the hell he is make a cameo?
So let me get this straight, just cuz of the episodes, that mean’s they’re gonna skip right ahead to Half-Life 4? I wouldn’t hold your breath on that one.
it’s always gone without saying that after the episodes, it will be HL3.