Then they should start spanking you with their fucked, charpled, hands.
No.
How about snarks being able to swim when thrown out in the water?
They’ll turn into Ichtyosaurs, that’d be the most effective weapon underwater in multiplayer. 
Seriously swimming snarks would be damn annoying wouldn’t they?
Isn’t the whole point of snarks to be annoying? Besides, they’re not that much more annoying. You just can’t exploit standing on objects anymore.
Fascinating idea… but snarks aren’t exactly built like Ian Thorpe.
There’s no good way to explain it, as they look most suited for floating on the surface.
I could picture them swimming underwater though, maybe drowning or swimming through and jumping out.
maybe on April first have a scripted event where the scientists out of nowhere start, in unison singing Rick Astley’s “never gonna give you up”
No.
You know all these dumb suggestions that you know won’t happen, but are just funny?
There’s a thread for that.
I think the problem is that some people DON’T know they won’t happen.
Valve made a gift to us on 1 June 2006; Hl2 Ep1 just for kids BM devs should take their example, even litle a media release 
Oh! How bout… no. The resources that would need to be diverted to create such a release would delay the release of the mod significantly. So…I’ll just wait patiently over here while you beg like a little kid who doesn’t read the faq and should be taken over their fathers lap and beaten until you can no longer sit down any more.
Why don’t the forums have a chat box or shout box at the top?
Because it would be flooded with spam?
No doubt
Here’s a suggestion… the appearance of a Random generic foam dart blaster in the locker Room in Anomalous materials
Just joking!
Just another small suggestion from me.
With the Apache and firing the RPG at it with the laser tracking is it possible to give the Apache flares and disable a single missile. This could be a addition to hard mode, like the assassins with cloaking.
It’s a laser guided firing system not a HEAT-seeking fire system so Flares wouldn’t help because Flares spread out heat.
Haven’t played Half life 2 in awhile. But doesn’t the laser just lock it on and then it tracks using heat signatures.