I think the locker-zombie would be a little out of place (not to mention a little nonsensical)… How’s about if instead of a zombie stuffed inside of a locker we see one of the poor toilet-jockeys having succumbed to a headcrab, burst out of one of the bathroom stalls and attack the player.
…with his pants round his ankles…
There’s going to be more zombies in the lobby, so it might not be too out of place to have one or two in the locker room. Personally I’d love to see one sitting on a toilet until you near, then break out of the stall. 
No…
Nobody knows how a zombie penis looks like. O_o
like a normal one, just rotten. not that hard to imagine.
With a claw on the end. D:
Aww, but would it even affect his walking animation?
:s ob: I am scarred for life!
let’s diverge from the “pants on the ground” zombie and pretend that the unlucky toilet-using bastard was able to hitch up his pants shortly before getting head-humped.
I.E. The poor bastard was headcrabbed In the stall after whatever business he needed to do was done.
I say we have about a half dozen pants-down zombies hobbling around, tripping over thier pants, and newly-clawed anotomical parts flailing about, all while the benny hill music plays.
:fffuuu: I don’t why, but it remind me a gmod video.
How about a small sense of free will in the game with regarded to scripted scenes?
In the beginning I always liked pissing about before activating the resonance cascade. Is there any chance if you piss about long enough in front of the scientists, one could get annoyed and say “Fine then I’ll do it Myself!” and cause it instead?
And sorry if we can’t ask for easter eggs, but how about a silly scene at the beginning where Chell appears through a portal (on the other side of a lab window), scratches her head or does some menial/stupid task and then goes back through?
No.
What about a love interest for Gordon? It would make HL2 with Alex bittersweet
No.
ALYX. That is all.
Does this happen in HL1? No. Is it a good addition? No.
I think you can see where this is going.
the scientists in the control room should be all crispy when you come back that way
They prefer to be called “Epidermically challenged.”