You gonna put that in your sig or just keep posting it everytime?
my sig is reserved for things i really believe in (with all my heart)
( i just like ending poast with parenthesis)
Hey guise. That apocolypse technique, looks like hot shit, next time out I’ll give it a try to test it (I’ll not bloody do anything with it though loooong term gf and all). If that shit interests you, then I wholeheartedly reccomend “The Game” by Neil Strauss. Complete mind altering book. A friend of mine gave it to me to read.
The book basically documents Neil’s induction and meteoric rise in the world of the pick up artist. It shows you how women think and how to pick up women. Now as I mentioned I’m in a long term relationship and haven’t cheated but I still enjoy chatting up the ladies (my gf is okay with this, she seems to like the fact other women like me too and she’s 100% sure I’m not gonna cheat so she feels like a winner every time). I used to be awkward around ladies in a bar, I read the book, plucked up the balls to try one of the openers once and then ran from there.
Now? I can easily walk up to any girl in a bar, or group of ladies, and strike up a conversation, just like that. I’m not a particularly good lookin guy so its not that either. I’ll give you a sample opener I use all the time. (note Jeremy Kyle is someone the UK folks will be familiar with, I’m told the American equivalent is Maury Povich).
Okay you need a wingman before you start this one. He doesn’t have to be near you, he just has to be in the bar.
Second key element is timing. As soon as you see the group of girls (set) you want to approach and chat to, do it, you have 3 seconds between seeing them and approaching them. This is IMPORTANT, if you waste time, they WILL notice you looking at them, and then you seem like a creep, game over.
This here shindig follows the same pattern every time (gals you can be quite predictable). Y=You G=Girls;
So you’ve approached them keep your eyes on their faces FFS!
Y:“Hi, can I ask your opinion on something”
Slight pause, give them time to say yes, if they aren’t quick to say yes plough on through.
G:“okay”
Y:“Y’know the Jeremy kyle show” Pause
G:“OMG I love that show/my friend loves that show”
Y:“Well my friend over there” point out your wingman “has just been asked to go on it by his exgirlfriend, and he’s not really sure what to do, what do you think”
G:" does he know why"
Y:“He’s not sure, she might be pregnant, but she swore she was on the pill”
G:“Give their opinion, it’ll go round the group and they’ll discuss it for a while”
I normally will move into general convo after this, but it works equally as well if you have other tricks in your pocket to entice them further. Magic works really well for some reason.
Try that the next time you are out anywhere, I guarantee it will work, on the rare occassion they snub you at the very start, just approach someone else. You’ll also get a massive kick out of it. Report back here when it works m’kay now!
pua shit creeps me the fuck out
I’ll admit some of the guys in the book are creepy buggers (Especially the ones who use NLP and Hypnotism) but for the most part its just a bit of fun. There’s actually a great line in the book that more men should live by “Leave a woman feeling better off than when you find her”
Serious question: When you go to a clean public toilet, such as at a fast-food restaurant like McDonald’s, or at an airport, do you actually sit (physically) on the toilet seat, or do you “hover” few inches above it? Or do you have any special approach to the toilet seats that are “in public” (as in “not in your home”)?
telll me about your butt andd its poop ladies 
HAHAHA WIN!!!
“Great shoes! I hear the better the shoes are the worse they feel after a long night. How are your feet doing?”
Isn’t that going to raise a few questions? :3
perhaps. How about shortening it to “great shoes!”
As posted in the rage thread: “I found out yesterday that the girl I like is in an relationship. Wanna know how I found out? Facebook… facebook told me… she could’ve had the decency to have told me, I told her I liked her after all.”
What should I do, should I just move on and find another woman? Or kill her boyfriend?
the first option of coure, they’re not worth it believe me, you’ll find a suitable woman for you someday
That’s pretty rough. I wouldn’t suggest it.
First option. DE-FI-NITE-LY. It’s no use keeping all worried about how a girl you like has another one.
Talking from experience, ignore the guys up-top. If you really like her, hang around as a close friend. Keep your eyes open for other girls, but get closer and closer. Then, wait to see if the boyfriend acts like a dick. If he does, you have an opening. Start asking why she puts up with it. Weasel your way in. Get doubt in her head. And when she says “enough is enough,” she’ll go for the one who helped heal her wounds.
EDIT: That is, of course, assuming your motives are noble and not just “holy shit she is hot i want to fuck her”. Only do this if you think you’re better off for her than the dude.
Murder is always the best solution.
Okay I can’t bring anything in against that point.
I would point out that the opportunities for straight sex on a life stretch aren’t that great, and unless you’re built like Kaze the gay sex might not be the most comfortable either.
Break them up, then catch her on the rebound. But if you aren’t a manipulative prick I’d suggest for you to move on.