Wait, you are saying that you are going to approach a girl, convince her to have sex with you in three lines and jump on you, and yet get to say “Sorry, you are a terrible kisser”, get away, laugh and leave her completely humiliated?
You are my hero :3
lol I wouldn’t even kiss her, I’d just see if she’d go to kiss me. In all honesty it’d probably be less embarrassing for her than waking up beside my hairy ginger ass the next morning:jizz: I’d probably also feel guilty and buy her a drink and lose all cred altogether. 
You could also pretend to be nervous when she is about to kiss you, get away looking at the floor and scratching your head. I guess that’s what I would do.
Good get out. I guess the ultimate is to get out without either party looking stupid. Although if you have just knocked back a hot girl, you will look a lot more attractive the other ladies in the room. Win win.
Except that, if you knock back a hot girl, she won’t look so hot to the other guys anymore and desperate fellows will try to hit on her.
:fffuuu:
lol, maybe that would teach her not be so shallow and actually look at some less hot guys for once. lol.
Sorry about the Internet not transmitting tone of voice, but are you serious? Do you actually strategize interaction in this manner?
Seriously, the best advice for talking to girls is to talk to them like you would anybody else. It’s how normal human bonds are formed.
He’ll learn after 8th grade, I’m sure
Also, Catz why is there a picture of Tim Roth in the BMfaces gallery.
Hey, guys, he was just kidding. :brow:
after reading that i have concluded that i am actually a nice guy
gugamilare, yes I was joking. lol. I’m having a strange error with this page, I’m told there is 17 pages but every time I click the seventeenth one I get redirected to the sixteenth one.
The number of pages has resorted to 16.
tl;dr. I read enough to know that the text is a lie nevertheless, though.
Like I already said, the real problem is nice guys are too insecure. Niceness is not what gets you into women paints, confidence does. That is pretty obvious once you see bad guys getting girls so easily, or once you hear about the apocalypse opener. Of course nice, decent women are attracted by nice guys, but not by nice guys who shit in their paints while they are talking.
“Stop being a pussy” is all right. It’s a great suggestion, the best I’ve seen in this subject in this thread actually.
why do girls hate me im so nice looks like weird 400lb elephant man w/ chinstrap beard
Just wait for the weird 400lb elephant woman with chinstrap beard to get in here. 
(Chinstrap beard :fffuuu 
i hate it when i shit my paints when i talk to girls
truth tho
You know what? I can’t wait another month. If tomorrow is a sunny and it’s a smart choice to go to the beach, I’m gonna propose tommorow. Wish me luck.
Good luck, sir!
Echo that
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