Garry's Mod - The Cowbar Machinima

Half-Life Series
#1

So…
A little something sparked up in the BM chat where we were joking about the already more famous than Susan Boyle, It’s the: [COLOR=‘DarkOrange’]C[COLOR=‘YellowGreen’]O[COLOR=‘DarkOrange’]W[COLOR=‘YellowGreen’]B[COLOR=‘DarkOrange’]A[COLOR=‘YellowGreen’]R

So yes, A few of us are going to start a comedy Machinima called The Cowbar.

Thanks to Flash-Killer and Jokerine for coming up with the idea…
Some people have decided in the chat that they want to be involved. I cannot bloody remember because of this shit mind.

So, without much more information, Who would like to be involved?

Anyway, I will be working on the teaser trailer and the poster ASAP.

#2

Ooooh, I’m SO in! My GMOD avatar is the Female01 Medic, if I recall correctly. I can’t wait for the trailer! Good luck! :smiley:

#3

What do we need to participate? I would like to be a part of this clever creation.

#4

Well, since all of you forced me to start it, we need a storyline. o_O

#5

I’m in :smiley:

#6

I made some cow sounds for the crowbar and gravity gun.

#7

:[

David follower. :’(

#8

I’m sooo gonna be in this one :slight_smile:

#9

Can i be part of it? 'Cause it sounds awesome.

#10

Sure.

#11

:slight_smile:

#12

What’s going into it?

#13

Interesting idea here, planning anything in particular?

#14

Well it’s going to be a comedy, It won’t mainly be about a cowbar. :jizz:
The Cowbar itself will have one appearance every episode.

I’m trying to think of some comedy things seeing as it will be a comedy Machinima.

Hopefully some things will be coming into it soon.

#15

I would like to be a part in this, but, eventually your gonna have like 50 people wanting to take part -.-

My model is an overwatch trooper :smiley:

#16

I won’t mind.
The only problem we have is that we don’t have a server atm.

Because when we film together, Obviously we’ll need one.

#17

Don’t know if it fits but I’ll give you a piece of my daydreaming :

CROWBAR prologue (title)

8H56 AM ; Black Mesa Research Facility ; New Mexico

In an unknown maintenance lobby of the sector C, the crowbar wakes up in her toolbox, next to her friends pipewrench and the twins screwdrivers.

Crowbar : Ahhhh, another fine day to begin with, can’t wait to take my breakfast !
Pipewrench : What’s gonna be this time, few wood planks ?
Crowbar : Nah, only 100% pure crates, maybe with extra tarps !

A janitor open the door, enters the room and search franaticly for something.

Janitor : Where the F**** did I put my toilet brush ? (throw many objets behind him). I’m almost sure it’s Dr Magnusson again ! This guy is so a pain in the ass, I’ll tell you… Cloging for third time those damn toilets… (He search this time in his toolbox) [Mumbling] I was hungry and it was my favorite meal… Damn casserole !! (he takes the crowbar and heft it) Pff ! nothing really helping in this mess. I’ll try with this, who knows…

Crowbar : Noooooooooooooooooooo !!!

All others tools mocking and laughting

Suddently, everything is shaken up like an earthquake, followed by the ringing of the emergency alarm.

Janitor : What the hell was that ?

Speaker voice : To all security and maintenance personnel, code 3, please head toward the anormalous materials labs and begin emergency procedures. (Right after the message, the janitor runs into the corridors to reach the AM labs)

Crowbar : Ha, at last some action ! I’m gonna break some stuff !

As the janitor rush to join ground zero, he steps into Kleiner’s ways near the elevator and the crowbar hurt the scientist hard in the stomach.

Kleiner : Haaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!
Vance : Hey, whatch where you’re going !
Janitor : Sorry bro, someone stuck into the test chamber, maybe he’s in great dan… (Suddently, a huge pipe falls from the ceilling, killing him instantaneously, gibbs flying everywhere. The crowbar falls on the ground).

Crowbar : Damn ! Bob is in pieces and I’m left for dead ! (Looking at Isaac and Ely) Hey you, over here ! Pick me up ! (Nothing happens) Stupid men in whites. How dare you ignore me. Yes we bump into each other but that’s not my fault if you’re more fragile than me chicken bones !

(Earing some footsteps)

Crowbar : Great, another moron scientist ! Why do they all have retinal scanners ? I’m so useless in this facility. Why didn’t I work in a construction yard like my cousins ?

(A man in a orange suit stops behind the doors and above the crowbar)

Crowbar : Listen mister, If you dare not picking me, I’ll swear to God I’m gonna kick your ass so hard you’ll find yourself with a second ass hole !

Door : Access denied.

The orange man look at the crowbar and grabs it. [HL music]

Crowbar: Yeah baby ! You won’t regret our partnership. I’ll lead the way

The camera stays where the crowbar was and see the orange man running away, smashing things on it’s way…

To continue

#18

I don’t like it, and you spelled Cowbar wrong.

#19

well, how could we do something like that/ I mean, It wouldn’t be too good as an animation… I was thinking more along the lines of something like the G-man squad.

Well, i could host, if you want. what would it be called?

#20

Wait a minute. Who says we can’t do this as a non-gmod animation?

Founded in 2004, Leakfree.org became one of the first online communities dedicated to Valve’s Source engine development. It is more famously known for the formation of Black Mesa: Source under the 'Leakfree Modification Team' handle in September 2004.