Don’t give them ideas. Please don’t.
That means you’re a slutwhore.
Awfully botty in here lately.
The fuck?
John Smith is what happens when you smoke while you’re pregnant.
Let this be a lesson to the rest of us.
Has anyone translated these into Japanese to see if the syllables better match up? Pointless and unnecessary but what the hell, I suspect most of us have more time than we know what to do with. 
This might sound a little stupid, I don’t know but I’ve constructed a theory out of the ammount of syllables Gabe used
5,7,6
5+7=12
And the 12th month of the year is December.
So:
12-6-11, 12-6-12, or 12-6-13.
If not, 12-6-14 or 15.
Let the differances begin.
It’s exciting and all that gabe mentioned episode 3 but let’s be real. There’s no secret message or meaning with gabes haiku…he was just responding in appropriate fashion
Haikus are so dumb
Who even makes a haiku?
Episode 3 now!
This is easy.
Just take the bottom and the top is the question as the bottom are the answers
Do you like haikus? Haikus are neato
I like to write them sometimes…They have a rigid structure
Episode 3 soon? Episode 3 ships in…(soon)
The moment DNF came out, gabe realised DNF had actually come out before ep3, so he figured, eh wtf, they can wait a few years more, and I´ll make BMS wait for it too!
My prediction still holds.
How can a prediction hold water in a bucket of alcohol?
Or in a bucket of stale piss for that matter.
Leave my mother out of this…
Bucket of stale piss.
Leave my mother out of this!
Ignorance is bliss.
Haikus aren’t supposed to rhyme, silly.
Incontinent
Her stale piss
recalls gabe
I am the Sniper,
I fucking love to throw piss.
Jarate is great.
Guy gives five dollars
Bend him over and rape him
Give back five dollars