“Two plus two is ten… IN BASE FOUR I’M FINE!” GLaDOS
“IF YOU FOLLOW ME, I’LL KILL YOUR DICKS” - Trishka, Bulletstorm
My Vision is Augmented.
I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime.
-You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.
-That makes me one ugly son of a bitch.
-Soon, I will become pure energy. I will burn like the brightest star.
-You’re gonna burn, all right
-How are the drinks here?
-Great, if you like rat piss.
-Never tried it.
-You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I’ve got nerves of steel.
I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
We’re gonna launch that nuke and ride it all the way into history.
Well, let me tell you about the absolute worst, most sickening nightmare I ever had. This one isn’t for the kids. OK, so there’s this huge pile of crap, right? It’s shaped like a giant tank, and it’s walking around on two legs, goin’ on a rampage and stompin’ on people and houses and stuff. And this giant turd is carrying the nastiest missiles you ever saw. Like whenever it launches one of its turd missiles… whatever it hits - people, trees, buildings - turns into shit. My hometown, my old school, my family, my girlfriend, old man John… Everything in that turd’s path turned into shit.
Joker: “How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?”
Garrus: “He switches to the stick up his ass as a back-up weapon.”
You better believe it. Best video game quote since 2004.
“…” Everyone in max payne 1 even with the quickfix on my machine 
Ouch! I had to patch the fuck out of that game to get it to run right.
Nobody’s said this yet? I’m disappointed.
Can it wait for a bit? I’m in the middle of calibrations.
Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect 2
AHH, I’M HIT!
Slippy, Star Fox
I’m gonna camp.
Bots, Counter-Strike
SOOOOOOOOONNNIC!
Amy Rose, any Sonic the Hedgehog game involving her.
“Greetings!”
You know where this shit is from.
I’m sorry, but none of what you quoted can be considered in any way memorable, original or special, so it is not surprising that no one mentioned those besides a no-lifus like you and therefore your disappointment is essentially groundless.
GTFO
“Incoming incoming incomiiing enemy vehicle!”
“Heheheh. Heheheh. Heheheh. Heheheh. Heheheh.”
- every single game of Tribes: Ascend since they added the voice packs
“You are amusing, in a “what the hell is wrong with you” kind of way.” - Jaheira (Baldur’s Gate)
“You know, if I could click you, you wouldn’t know a moments peace.” - Morte (Planescape: Torment)
Dawn of War 2 Retribution
Lord General
“That’s not a wound, that’s a scar for tomorrow”
Commisar
“I haven’t given you leave to die you coward.”
“You die on my command, not before.”
“YOU MOOOOOOOOOO-RRRRRRRROOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN, YOU ARE NOT TO QUESTION MY ORDERS! WHEN I SAY JUMP, YOU JUMP! WHEN I SAY FIGHT, YOU FIGHT! WHEN I TELL YOU TO DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY, THEN YOU WILL CERTAINLY DIE! HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?”[/SIZE]
- Sergeant Arch Dornan, Fallout 2
“I’m the boss of this city you ugly son of a bitch” - Predator: Concrete Jungle
“It is a good life we lead brother”
“The best. And may it never change.”
“And may it never change us”
- Assassins Creed 2
After that scene, i knew that game was going to be epic. And i was right. One of my best gaming experiences ever, i often just watch that single scene.
I know this is unrelated, but the best music for a game, ever, played in the background of that scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yCyysCmhlQ
“They’ll bury you in a lunch box!”
-General Darian -ROTT
I was gonna say exactly this.
Either that or, “SHODAN shouldn’t be allowed to play god; she’s far too good at it.”
“So, how are you holding up? Because I’m a potato.”
I can’t believe no one has mentioned ‘Do a barrel roll!’ yes. Or is it too cliché?
This will only hurt until your brains come flying out. - Dr. Loboto
Can I keep his head as a souvenir? - Max ( Sam & Max )
And a few from Minsc:
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, watch it! I’m huge!
Take heart fellow adventurers, for you have curried the favor of Boo, the only miniature giant space hamster in the Realm!
There is strength in numbers, and I am two or three, at least.
Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!!
Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone!
“Heh. We should patent that shit. Dogmentation. We’re gonna be rich!”