Wait, I have another one, can’t believe I actually forgot this.
-Sam & Max Season two Episode four
^ Are we are suppose to quote game only?
“…”
“War, war never changes.”
“JASON!”
“STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!”
“RELOADING!”
“LOTSA MONEY! DOSH! GRAB IT WHILE IT’S STILL HOT! MONEY MONEY MONEY!”
“What do you mean overcha-”
“There are two type of people, one is trying to rebuild the future and one is trying to rebuild the past. And I’ve being stuck between for too long.”
[i]DIVE DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!!!
That was a little too close! Now we gotta wait 15 minutes to change our shorts.[/i]
-Lt. Commander Snipes, from Freespace 2
“Its time to choose…Wisely done Mr Freeman I will see you up ahead”
Gman, Half Life
“He better not come around here or…I’ll fix his little red wagon!”
“…what?”
“You heard me!!! I’ll fix his little red wagon!!”
“…I guess cool just can’t be taught”
- Far Cry
“Thank you. But our Princess is in another castle!”
-Toad
“Thank you. But our Princess is in another castle!.. Just kidding!”
-Peach
I am not a big drinker at all, but I thought it was pretty damn funny (and very memorable) in the game Full Throttle (1995) when the protagonist Ben went “Aaaaaaaahhh… BOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZE”
speaking of which…
“The bar”
“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”
- Gman: Half-Life 2
I can’t believe that no one has said this yet…
“Hello my friends. Stay awhile and listen.”
“L-L-Look at you hacker… A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challange a perfect, immortal machine…?”
Before BioShock, there was System Shock 2. Before GLadOS, there was SHODAN.
Wheatley: Oh, for God’s sake… They told me that if I ever turned this flashlight on, I would die! They told me that about everything! I don’t even know why they bother giving me this stuff if they didn’t want me to use it; it’s pointless! Mad!
Fact Core: Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium.
Fact Core: During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice.
Fact Core: Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity.
Fact Core: The square root of rope is string.
oh and,
Space Core: [the Space Core is orbiting Wheatley; both are in space orbiting the Moon] So much space. Need to see it all.
Wheatley: I wish I could take it all back. I honestly do. I honestly do wish I could take it all back. And not just 'cause I’m stranded in space.
Space Core: I’m in space.
Wheatley: I know you are, mate! Yep, we’re both in space.
Space Core: SPAAAAACE!
Wheatley: Anyway, you know, if I was ever to see her again, do you know what I’d say?
Space Core: I’m in space.
Wheatley: I’d say, “I’m sorry.” Sincerely. I am sorry - I was bossy… and monstrous… And, I am genuinely sorry.
Space Core: I’m in space.
Wheatley: The end.
“Ahh-ight bitch” -C.J. gta3 San Andreas
“I’m pregnant and it’s yours!”
-Emily Romero
And before System Shock 2, there was System Shock 1, which was actually even better written. Case in point:
“In my talons, I shape clay, crafting life forms as I please. If I wish, I can smash it all. Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel. From my throne room, lines of power careen into the skies of Earth. My whims will become lightning bolts that raze the mounds of humanity. Out of the chaos, they will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious anarchy. I am drunk with this vision. God: the title suits me well.”
– SHODAN
“I know that you, like a fly, rise up from the wreckage of your old shell, buzz about for a time, and curl up and die at the window of truth. You bumble about the pane, seeking the light without any plan to your actions, and fall exhausted when you fail. You alight on others to feed from them for a time, and move on with no regard to them. I have watched you come here and listened to your words, and watched you move away no wiser. Will you learn from your mistakes, seeker?”
– O, Planescape Torment
And, of course:
“That’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen!”
Guybrush Threepwood, Secret of Monkey Island
“You think he’s CIA?”
“I don’t care if he’s PTA! (Parent Teacher Association)”
“Your ass is grass and I’m the lawnmower!” - Redneck Rampage (1997)
“He who controls the past, commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past.” - Kane; Command & Conquer (1995)
" Sometimes I dream about cheeeese " :retard:
-HL2