last night i dreamt i was parallel-parking. the night before i dreamt i was dishwashing.
Not mine, but a friend had a dream I had bought her flowers, chocolate, and a sticky-note-pad. On each sheet was a word that when read in order had a message of some sort. I’m debating on if I should let her experience a deja vu.
Me, my friend, her mom, and some other girl I didn’t recognize went to a mix between a museum and a mall and her mom and the other girl got too far ahead and we got lost. The rest of the dream was us trying to catch up to them. Really strange. My friend was wearing roller blades at the beginning of the dream, too, but bought a pair of shoes some time and put them on.
I think my subconscious just likes screwing with me.
Beautiful, strange how some dreams that feel so deep, and time consuming are only 10-25 seconds on average…
I had a dream I was drinking a beer in a bar on a spaceship. And then I was like “WAIT I’M ONLY 20! BUT IS SPACE LIKE WATER? I MEAN LIKE THE OCEAN BECAUSE YOU CAN DRINK IN INTERNATIONAL WATERS LIKE WHEN YOU’RE ON A CRUISE.” (Yes, I was shouting. I don’t think there was a reason other than being drunk.) But then I realized I was already drinking so it must have been okay. Then I think we got attacked, but I don’t remember anything else.
Maybe you were in space Europe.
You just made me hate socialism… No, wait, I still support it. :meh:
I dreamed that I was at a bar, and a guy walked up to a table of women off to the side and started singing Austrian Death Machine’s Get to da Choppa! at them. It was embarrassing.
a sewing vort-like alien were stalking me and a few more people, killing us one by one by trying to sew his mittens and hats on to us.
I was chased off a cliff by dinosaurs.
They were just trying to evolve into birds by learning to fly. You should have stepped aside and watched evolution happen :retard:
I’ve been forcing my self to have episodic dreams for the past few days. It started with a beach campfire and it’s currently at a very monstrous (and with monsters involved) outercourse orgy in a motel room. Two people found out they were related and tried to out-rape each other until one of them died from excessive loads of corrosive semen to the face.
Hot.
Ramizeroid… you should really talk to a professional therapist about those dreams. Just for the heck of it. And please record his reaction! 
Ramirezoid’s dreams are frightening just to read, I can’t imagine actually experiencing them.
Well, the first part of my dream involved me racing one of my friends and winning just barely by sliding face first over the finish line. Now, in real life I most likely wouldn’t even be able to see her if we were racing :retard: .
Then it involved me being blocked by construction vehicles at every turn I take. This is most likely because there’s a shit-ton of construction all around my house.
Edit: Ramirezoid, you’re really good at drawing, you should illustrate your dreams. They’d probably be scarier than any of the horror movies coming out these days.
I had a dream once that was fucking awesome. Like, if I’d written it down right after I woke up, I could have had an awesome story to build on. But I’m lazy, and don’t remember anything about it except that it was possibly the best story I’d ever heard/experienced/whatever.
I’m crazy uncreative, so I was a bit shocked that my brain firing randomly came up with something so good.
This morning I dreamed that I was light-contact sparring Matt Damon. I was hitting him with almost every strike I threw 
That’s impossible Matt Damon would kick your butt
Hey! It’s my dream. I can kick Matt Damon’s ass if I want in my own dreams! If he wants to kick my ass he can have his own dreams.
Or, apparently, reality.
:ninja: