I’m not normally litigious, but if Matt Damon kicks my ass I’m suing. Money money money money! Money!
For whatever reason whenever I’m fighting anyone in my dreams I feel like I’m moving underwater.
Nice comic 
It was probably derived from the most awesome movies and games you thought you had already forgotten.
I had a dream last night where I gave the president advice. I can’t say it was good advice.
Quite possible. It was around 2 years ago, and usually we (or at least me) forget dreams within a day, and I didn’t care to write it down. So I have no fucking clue what it was about anymore, all I know is that it was awesome.
I had an odd dream recently.
Me and a friend were at a convention. I think it was about Bioshock and Xbox’es, which is odd as I have never owned a Xbox. Also, it was outside. It might have been on a field.
Anyway,
As me and another friend were walking home (Dunno what happened to the other one) some Japanese people that had been on the convention popped out of the forest that was by the road. They were wearing red costumes. one of them had dressed up as a red box or robot or whatever.
Suddenly we saw a troll on the other side of the valley!
Not the internet kind, mind you, it was more like this one:
He was taller than the mountain behind him.
He saw us about the same time and started running against us. As he ran, he became much smaller, although he was still REALLY tall. About 70 meters. We were paralyzed with fear. But just when he had almost reached us, my friend and the Japanese guys started running back to the direction where the convention had been. I started running the other way. Luckily he started following them, instead of me. But when I ran it sounded like if he was pursuing me instead of the others.
Suddenly, I realized that I was dreaming and then I shouted to myself to open my eyes so that I would wake up.
I think I’ve seen that troll picture before. One of my sisters spent a year and a half in Norway, and one of the things she brought back was a book on trolls, and I think that picture was in it.
I’m not alone!
I’ve had a lot of dreams lately where I’m waking up and doing the morning routine… then the dream stops and I end up having a dream about walking on stars.
I then get confused in the morning thinking it’s one day ahead of what it actually is. I don’t know what.
I dreamt BM was out and it was about an hour long and looked suspiciously like HL1… =/
I had a dream that I overslept. Then I woke up 2 minutes before the alarm.
That reminds me of the time I dreamt myself awake with my alarm clock going off, to find out I actually overslept by 3 hours.
I remember that time I kept getting mad at my alarm clock for waking me up so I
It’s named “Skogstroll” (“Forest Troll” in English)
It’s made by the painter Theodor Kittelsen.
Here’s another painting by him:
The cloaking ninja enemy from F.E.A.R. electrocuted me out of my sleep once. My chest actually hurt when I started from my bed. I guess it’s the whole “dying in a dream makes you wake up” Inception-ish shtick that was going on.
I had a dream where I got left without a car in a city (Austin) about an hour away from my hometown. However, the city had tracks everywhere for this little device I was riding. It looked like a pogo stick with no handlebar, just the foot supports and a wheel underneath. There were tracks on top of giant glass pyramid buildings, and in malls and stores and everywhere. I was trying to get home but I wondered how I would do that without a car.
I was playing a BattleTanx campaign, still in third-person (looking at the tank from behind) but my perspective was in 3D. The explosions and everything were also more violent than it seems on-screen.
I never dream. Ever. Am I missing out on something?