Patonki suggested a dreaming thread, here it is!
Post your dreams and general dream discussion here!
Inb4 people start posting sex dream stories.
there was an underage girl, and we played nintendo on the wallpaper of the kitchen while drinking tea, then laying and reading something together, and then her parents ran into the room, her mother took her to another room, and her father told me not to sleep with his daughter .
i said that i wasn’t going to, and that he and other stupid people are the ones who kill kindness in society, make girls think of boys as of perverts, and crash their beliefs in all good in people;
in deep dispair i woke up '(
Hello, Comer.
You seem to be mentally ill. Would you like help with that?
Then you masturbated copiously to thoughts of said underage girl.
I dreamed I had sex when I was asleep, and I :jizz: all over my bed. (without masturbating)
It was weird.
what a coincidence! today i was at psychiatrist and he’s already invited me to stay at his hospital for a couple of days, so i’m going to be absent since tomorrow .)
Cool.
You know, this thread could use a bit less fail.
I have a recurring dream where I’m crying on a vehicle (usually a train or bus) and when someone asks me whats wrong, I say nothing, and then I take over the world with a vehicle from the old TMNT TV show.
I usually get this dream when I’m sick with the flu… 
I’ve been having this since I was like, 3 or something…
I was out bear hunting with my dad with ancient rifles one time. The middle of the winter, snowing a lot, windy. Don’t remember if we got the bear or not.
Anyway, I’ve had a shitload of odd dreams like this since there’s a big bass amp right next to my bed. Changed the room order and it ended up there, ever since my dreams have been random as hell, sometimes I’m driving at Grand Canyon, I was diving in the Arctic Ocean once, one time I had got a phone call and discussed with the person in different languages (Swedish, Finnish, English and German which I all know, not the “all knowing languages” you sometimes have in dreams). Lasted like 30 minutes. After that I somehow ended up in an ocean and fought with a swarm of Marlins.
I have a few reoccurring dreams, but I only remember them right after I’ve had them. I get a deja vu feeling even during the dream itself, and I know what’s going to happen next. I don’t have control over those dreams though. But I can lucid dream. Sometimes I can go to sleep and make myself lucid dream, it’s hard to explain but I instantly know that I’m dreaming as I go into REM sleep and go off flying, beating peoples asses off, secksing or what ever the hell pops into mind.
Whoa, gay wall of text.
I can’t for the life of me remeber dreams.
I posted a dream in the chat thread, but I think it had a bad case of tl:dr.
Boiled down to zero-g experience, stomach contents and all.
I took over the world using some duct tape,half of a guitar, and a banana peel. Then all Hell breaks loose and Raminator gets his pretty nose chopped off and fed to Walruses, who’s had enough of all this attention the internet, Sea World, and fish-fetish activists have been giving them.
You were dreaming about the BM forum? You spend way too much time here.
I used to have a recurring dream (may still occur, I don’t remember my dreams very often) where I floated into the air. At first it was fun, but I soon realized I had no way of going back down and I panicked.
I think I have a pretty good idea of what it means.
When I dream of having sex, I can never come to an orgasm. I can fuck my arse off in any wet dream, but never climax. That’s annoying! Also I often wake up before the real good parts. You know - hot girl undressing in front of you, virtually begging you to do as you wish with her - and my heart starts to beat so fast I wake up from it.
That’s not fair.
I realize I have just managed to ruin this thread completely.
Well it wasn’t too brilliant in the first place.
I had something weird last night, I was walking on a path and I fell on the ground, I woke up and my foot stomped against the wall (which fucking hurts) as if my brain thought I was really falling.
Talk about reflexes…
I had a dream that I was a some thug for a drug dealer, and we beat up some hos and bums for money they owed us. Then some exotic foreign nation sent in paratroopers, and I had to run underground into a subway. For some reason, everything was neon down there, and everyone was Japanese. I mean, seriously. They had a whole underground drifting circut and all. So then the commando dudes keep chasing me, so I called upon my dream friend Tommy, the Native American Railroad Conducter, and he swung by and trained me away. Then my dream seemed to have shifted to me golfing in a minefield. Maybe it was the stash of cocaine hidden in my kevlar pocket, and I took some in the train. I should also point out that looking outside the train looked like hyperspace, kinda like at the end of HL.
Should I be concerned?
I’m not gay, mind you. Just remember that when you read the following:
I use to have dreams where I was a woman. And it was weird, cause it would always turn into me masturbating.
Don’t know why. They’ve stopped as “recently” as 10th grade.
In the straight department, I’ve had my share of dreams where I need to run, but can’t. It also translates to something horrifying, and when I try to close my eyes, I can’t, or I can but I can still see through my lids.
Yes, You’ve been playing too much GTA and watching too much need for speed: Tokyo drift.
I’ve never seen Need For Speed : Tokyo Drift, but I’m sure it’s awful.