corrupt a wish.

#61

i wish i knew how to mod.

#62

granted you can mod … but you’ll suck at it.

I wish people played games right.

#63

Wish granted, people now know how to play games right, however their skills are too good for you and go insane because you keep losing.

i wish everyone talked in L33T speak.

#64

Granted. But nobody understands each other and it’s apocalypse.

I wish I was god.

#65

Granted, but no one believes in you.

I wish I had a time machine.

#66

Granted. But you can’t return in the present.

I wish I had a better PC.

#67

Granted, but you go back in time and impregnate the woman who would be your mother. The psychological stress of temporal incest causes you to eat a shotgun round.

I wish wishes were real.

#68

Granted, but somehow you die.

I wish Leela loved me.

#69

I’ll just do it myself then, I wish unicorns were real!

Edit: Lol, forgot to update :'3

#70

She does, but then she dumps you…and your horrible depression drives you to torture youself.

I wish I has a better wish.

#71

Wish granted however, the unicorn gets hated by everyone for being different and cannot handle the world, thus commits suicide.

i wish a moderator doesn’t lock this thread, cause this thread is fun.

#72

This thread is so uncreative. It’s all HURP DURP YOU DIE

#73

Patonki dies because he tried be to creative.

#74

Most of the corruptions in this thread are really bad…

#75

your face

#76

Corrupt this: I wish I wouldn’t be murdered.

It’s gonna be bad…

#77

You are never killed, but you are slowly tortured for the rest of your life, sustained and clinging to life only by the horrid machines churning behind you, with the EKG beeping oh so slowly.

I wish this wasn’t my first post here. :3

#78
#79

you discover a post you made while sleeptrolling which gives away personal details, bank details, adress, phone numbers etc.

I wish I could heal :smiley:

#80

You can. Slowly. Like everyone else.
I wish BM was delayed for all time.

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