corrupt a wish.

#81

Granted, but then you die.

I wish I had more original corruptions.

#82

granted but then this topic dies.

i wish for an corruptible wish (corrupt that)

#83

I post I wish for a corruptible wish, universe asplode due to paradox

I wish I could make wishes that were incorruptible

#84

Granted, but then, uh, bad things happen to you and, uh, but since your wishes cannot be corrupted, you wish that nothing bad happens to you, effectively trapping you in a loop that lasts forever.

I wish that all wishes were corruptible.

#85

Granted, but then you go slowly crazy because you wished for something that was already true with your only wish, and can’t enjoy yourself for the rest of your miserable life.

I wish Maxey hadn’t killed this thread.

EDIT: Fix’d, damn can’t believe I did that, I usually watch for that.

#86

Granted, but instead I kill Crikulus.

I wish everyone used “your” and “you’re” properly. Also “their”, “they’re” and “there”.

#87

Everyone uses those properly, but instead they still misuse a and an and because of this you go insane.

I wish that this wish would come true.

#88

It does. 'nuff said, that wish is already corrupted.

I wish for eternal happiness. ^_^:retard::3

#89

It does come true, but nothing happens because you did not state a wish.

I wish this topic wasn’t degrading.

Edit: I wish people would stop doing a ninja.

#90

It’s eternal, so it gets boring.
I wish I had a tasty melon.

#91

Granted, but it’s not as tasty as you wish it would be.

I wish I had a full beard.

#92

Granted, but you constantly get food stuck in it.

I wish I could decide to use even go want to do look more like.

#93

Granted. You learn you always had decide look like go want more even, used.

I wish black was on the color wheel.

#94

It does, but Obama disagrees. :fffuuu:

I wish for a pet Headcrab with its beak removed. :3

#95

Granted, too bad you didn’t remove its claws and aggressive personality.

I wish that user who is obsessed with the old MP5 would realise that no one cares.

#96

He doesn’t care, but he gets obsessed about something even more meaningless.

I wish for world peace

#97

What? And lose millions of other jobs as soldiers?

I wish I could fly.

#98

Wish granted, you get mistaken for a UFO and shot down by old man jenkins.

I wish people were better people in general.

#99

Wish granted. But feeling threatened, the douche-bags of the world unite and plan to stab every non-douche in the back while they’re not looking.

I wish that I had a Mustang car.

#100

Granted, but the CO2 from the exhaust eventually raises global temperatures, and eventually raise the sea level, and change the entire climate as we know it.
In other words, you’re fucked.

I wish Someonerandom would stop trolling me whenever I say something good about Metal Gear Solid 4 with a joke about cutscene length.

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