corrupt a wish.

#101

Wish granted, MGS4 never existed so someonerandm won’t make fun of you.

I wish fanboys would realize that they are fanboys.

#102

Granted. He does, but then every copy of MGS4 explodes inside its console, costing you (and thousands of others) lots of money.

I wish that the next person wouldn’t corrupt this wish: To have $1,000,000.

EDIT: ninja’d.

#103

Everybody is subjected to the terrible realization that they are a fanboy (or fangirl) and they all go emo and commit suicide. That includes you. :slight_smile:

I wish for awesome.

#104

Awesome levels have reached maximum capacity, it’s not- it’s not shutting down!

I wish I knew who or how I got L4D2 on my alt account.

#105

You manage to, but end up getting banned from steam due to a piracy detection error.

I wish i could store my games in my head.

#106

Granted. Now you don’t have any more room in your head for anything else and you can’t even play the games without connecting your head to a computer with a machine that hasn’t even been invented yet.

I wish this wish doesn’t come true.

#107

It doesn’t come true, creating a paradox that destroys the world.

I wish that I could think of a wish right now.

#108

You wish for racoons, dooming the planet.

I wish my HDD will accept its new motherboard without question.

#109

It does but it refuses to accept some other vital computer part.

I wish that Obama had green hair.

#110

Granted. Obama then spends trillions of dollars on high quality hair dye to dye his hair black. The countries the US owes money to get impatient and nuke the US, they nuke back, and the entire world is destroyed. Nice going jackass.

I wish JFK hadn’t been assassinated.

#111

Granted. The space programme never went ahead as planned, relations between the US and USSR never grew, resulting in nuclear war.

I wish I could bottle people.

#112

Granted. Turns out JFK is secretly a ninja spy living amongst the government as “president” who works for an opposing nation and eventually succeeds in overthrowing the government and destroying the United States’ powers and freedom.

I wish Black Mesa to be the best mod ever made in Source engine history.

Edit: ninja’d…

#113

Granted, the mod is so awesome that the devs decide to make a partnership with VALVe creating the best games. Later on though, the devs are corrupted with money (like activision) and they slowly become the cancer killing games.

I wish I shoot electricity out of my hands.

#114

Granted; you bottle the whole world and then slowly go mad as there is no one left to bottle, you then bottle yourself resulting in the death of the entire human race.

Edit: acristoff- granted, the electricity turns back on you and kills you.

I wish I was SAS fit.

#115

i wish i had my own game developing team.

#116

Your games suck.

I wish that my hair would never get dirty.

#117

It’s not that he’s making fun of me, it’s that every damn time I post something about Metal Gear, he has to make some shit joke that I already heard about how long the cutscenes are.

Yeah, and you’re totally not a PC fanboy, right?

Anyway, granted, but now your hair looks like this:

I wish we could all just get along.

Founded in 2004, Leakfree.org became one of the first online communities dedicated to Valve’s Source engine development. It is more famously known for the formation of Black Mesa: Source under the 'Leakfree Modification Team' handle in September 2004.