corrupt a wish.

#41

You accidentally trip over and tap your heels three times, and all the sudden you are home again, and soon you go to jail for illegal possession of weapons!

I wish my EOS 1000D could record video :c

#42

Granted, but you use it to record child porn, so you get caught for the CRIMINAL SCUM that you are, go to jail and die shiv’d by your cellmates.

I wish I was a rock star.

#43

Granted, cocaine overdose.

I wish I was an aeroplane :3

#44

Granted, you crash in the north atlantic.

I wish that AIDS was cured.

#45

You die of cancer.

I wish I could access my brain like a computer.

#46

Granted. You access your brain, but it crashes and you lose all your data because your brain was your only backup.

I wish that cancer was cured as well as AIDS.

#47

You die of bullet wounds.

I wish Lamsey would visit me.

#48

He did, so did his machete :3

I wish I was more than a cockroach :c

#49

You are an alien grunt, but all of your free time is spent on posting shit on the forums, and one day you get permabanned. This will cut off your access to human interaction. Then you will look into the mirror and see a shell of once a social person, that has driven himself into near insanity. You can’t recover from this due to your social retardation. After months of pleading the ban to be lifted, you will give up and fall dead. The only thing that kept you alive was the hope you would be able to get your post count up again.

I wish my mic wasn’t broken.

#50

Damn my future :C

Your mic is not broken, but in the process of it being repaired you got cancer on your vocal chords, and so you had to remove them!

I wish pokemon was real :3

#51

pokemon do become real but you get electrocuted petting trying to pet a random cat.

I wish I could turn into a wolf.

#52

Granted, you get hunted and killed

I wish I had telekenetic powers.

#53

wish granted but you drop a building on your head.

i wish that i had a faster internet connection.

#54

Wish Granted, you have faster internet, but you are caught illegally downloading games and the cops barge into your house and arrest you.

I wish the Black Mesa team would reconsider bringing the old MP5 back.

IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER.

#55

Wish granted, but it’s re-implementation corrupts the current build of BM and work is restarted, not to be finished until 2028.

I wish I could see into the future.

#56

They put it in the game, but the day before the release of the mod, A giant unicorn stepped into your room, drowning you in rainbow colored chlorine!

I wish the earth was shaped like a cube! :3

Edit: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

#57

Garcian Smith: Wish Granted, you can see the future, but it’s not a good one because you can see yourself being raped by barney the dinosaur.

mastermoose: Does anyone want to answer his for me, cause i got nothing.

#58

wish granted put do to the unstableness of teh earths new shap it implodes killling everything.

I wish people on the internet would be original.

#59

Wish Granted, people on the internet are now original, but when you post something on the internet, it has already been posted, and soon every idea has been done.

#60

New wish?

Founded in 2004, Leakfree.org became one of the first online communities dedicated to Valve’s Source engine development. It is more famously known for the formation of Black Mesa: Source under the 'Leakfree Modification Team' handle in September 2004.