corrupt a wish.

#21

They are all rusty and… missing their barrels.

I wish that humans didn’t exist… whoa, paradox.

#22

Humans don’t exist, but the whole of the population get’s turned into maggots.

I wish I was a maggot.

#23

Please do not attempt to be funny ever again.

It shows your age.

So, jw, you’re 5 years old , right? :stuck_out_tongue:

Edit: oh, and you become a maggot. Good luck with your lulzy life.

#24

I squish you and finally kill all maggots in the universe.

I wish I was the Pope.

#25

Granted, God now pesters you endlessly.

I wish I could erase memories.

#26

Everyone forgets about you and you die alone.

I wish everyone was intelligent.

#27

Therefore, everyone becomes average, including you.

I wish that I had a better bed. :[

#28

You have a better bed but it is full of cockroaches.

I wish I had a walrus.

#29

The walrus thinks you’re a bucket and hugs you to death.

I wish I had a computer powered by pure energy and that never needs to be upgraded.

#30

The energy is radioactive so you get cancer and die.

I wish I had a better job.

#31

Your father dies and you get his job.

I wish knew everything.

#32

Granted, but you are hunted down and killed by the government because you know about their plans.

I wish that I had 1,000 dollars in yen.

#33

The sheer weight of the coinage crushes you.

I wish I could actually buy a balisong in Brisbane.

#34

You buy a balisong, but you cut yourself on the penis and bleed to death.

I wish I was immortal.

#35

You are now imortal but you are also stuck in a room listening to german children songs for the rest of your life (eternity)

I wish I had no bones :3

#36

Granted, you have no bones, but you can’t walk or eat anything, thus die from hunger.

I wish the BMS MP5 had the laser sight back.

#37

You have your laser sight, but all the sudden the laser snaps, hits you in the eye, and you turn blind!

I wish that all water in the world turned into lava :smiley:

#38

It does, but only after sea levels rise to cover the land.

I wish I could pickpocket.

#39

Your sneak skill is not high enough and the guards get you, YOU CRIMINAL SCUM!

I wish I had robot hands.

#40

You fail to oil them and they seize up until Dorothy arrives.

I wish I could enter the Wizard of Oz with weapons.

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