You know you want to. The demons inside won’t let you not. Dooo iiiitttt…
Known that for a while from the Steam Avatar page, but even more clarification.
And I know that once they release, we are gonna surpass the 12k visitors at once record by twice at least.
All I can say is ZOMBIES. A whole lot of them.
You’re giving away too much info!
Well, now. Can you spell, “Jelly?”
You son of a bitch. 
God I’m jealous now that he got his hands on it.
That answers that, I suppose.
At least he didn’t reveal the part about the midgets and the explosive hats. That would have been a disaster.
TELL ME ALL YOU KNOW!
Well, I don’t usually eat Smucker’s grape jelly. My brand is usually Welch’s. I should get some jelly and some peanut butter; I’m starting to get a hankering for some PB&J.
Damn. Straight. :awesome:
I like Welch’s as well 
Thanks for the insight!
Black Mesa, the biggest thing in Hat Simulators since Team Fortress 2.
But no fedoras. They’re not allowed in the facility.
Thank goodness.
In all seriousness, a closed invite-only beta could make sense for the multiplayer component of BM. It might help with any balance issues or bugs left in the game.