Clearly, Your Retarded

#1

ok so today this kid named Scotty comes up to me and says that his IQ is like 259 and im like :fffuuu:

So then i tell him that there is no possible way in hell that his IQ is 259, and he probably just learned that from a Facebook quiz, and he calles me a Fag, so im like:fffuuu:

then i call him a douche for calling me a fag and then he calles me a “fucking cunt sucker” if i remember correctly and, and then im like :fffuuu:

so then i kick him in the shin and hes like :fffuuu:
and then im like :fffuuu:

and then i just walk away.

3 hours later i see him eating a 3 muscateers, so i walk over to him and say "you eatin a 3 muskateers? and he says “NO ITS A SNICKERS YOU FAG!!!” so then im like:fffuuu:

and then i say “no its a 3 muskateers” and then hes like:fffuuu:

and then he says that if i call it a 3 muskateers 1 more time he will “kick me in the fucking ball sack” and so then im like:fffuuu:

then i call it a 3 muskateers again and he attempts to kick me in the balls, but i easily side step him.

then i say “you wanna be suspended from school? Faggot” and then hes like:fffuuu:

But then suddenly a teacher comes over and sees whats going on and he takes us both to the principles office. so i sit down in the waiting room while they talk to him, then they come out and ask to talk to me.

so i go in there and they said that he said that i bully him all the time (which is a complete lie, he may be the biggest douche in the whole world but i dont bully him) and that i called him fat, and that I wuz going to be suspend because i bully him all the time, so im like:fffuuu:

then i get picked up by my mom, and as you can probably tell, she wasn’t very happy, and then she says to me “whats wrong with you?” so then im like :fffuuu:

and so then i try to explain to her that is wasn’t my fault, it wuz some big fat douches fault, and that i rarely ever talk to him, and then she doesnt belive me, so im like :fffuuu:

so then as were walking out of the school, he calls ME retarded, so then im like :ffffuuu:

and then i say to him “No clearly YOUR Retarted”, and he starts crying and runs away so then im like :ffffuuu:

and then my mom says that im grounded for the rest of the summer for doing that so then im like :ffffuuu:

and then i go home and my mom takes everything away from me so im like:ffffuuu:

and now i just feel like shit

and want to kill that fucking asshole for doing this to me

also i know im going to be flamed to hell and back for this, but i had to share my anger

#2

you know what’s coming [COLOR=‘Black’]cool story bro

#3

:fffuuu:

looks like you’ve been trolled IRL, OP

#4

Now, before the trolling and flaming sets in, I’d like to give you a sincere worthwhile criticism. It was completely unnecessary to confront him when he was eating is candy bar. You kind of provoked him there. So yes, this was partly your fault. That said, the other guy is still a douche and an idiot, but to a certain extent, so are you for going out of your way to confront him after things were resolved.

Also, your title is calling someone retarded while using the wrong form of you’re. XD This thread will be a troll magnet.

EDIT: Okay, I re-read it, and I’m not sure you were confronting him or not. Why did you ask him if he was eating a three musketeers?

#5

You trollin.

#6

It is clear. Your [sic] both retarded.

#7

I read this and I’m like :fffuuu:

#8

tl;dr

#9

something in my brain snapped reading that

#10

U mad.

#11

I read that and I was like :fffuuu:
I saw the thread this should have been posted in and I was like :fffuuu:

#12

#13

Bye braincells, I’ll miss you.

#14

Regardless of the content, I have to admit that I rather enjoyed that little romp through the tulips.

Brother Swampfox, there will always be folks that piss us off here and there - Some are worth making amends with, and some it is better to avoid. It bites that you have been hacked of your fredom, but then, hopefully, you will be let off early for good behaviour.

Too many times we fight to prove we have the right to be right, when we do well to remember that we do not have to fight for what is already ours… Just sayin’

#15

Well what’s going on in he-

:fffuuu::fffuuu::fffuuu::fffuuu::fffuuu:

#16

LOL

#17

my eyes are hurting me

#18

Swampfox is back!

#19

Ahh, another fine day from a fascinating life of a 12 year old. How exciting!

#20

reminds me: This cocky nihilist-ish guy in the cafeteria was trying to tell me that Egypt was the first civilization, and the singular key to every major civilization’s flourishing was transportation, so i argued with him for 40 minutes about how he was wrong. He responded like a wall, and then tried to use bullshit logic arguments to aid his stance, which was even more aggravating. :rage:
Then i realized he was getting me wound up, so i stopped.
[COLOR=‘DarkSlateGray’]though not before proving him wrong.

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