You got it. That’s what the internet is for, though I don’t troll on black mesa though. don’t spend that much time here
Mr. Rogers would give you tender, soft and loving words and appease your anger. He is like yoda for anakin except he’s a human and he’ll actually do something. Chuck Norris would be like… well, I guess he totally would beat emotions dead. Then you would have no emotions and be in a perfect state of mind to be on the internet. :meh:
I personally would say Mr. Rogers because I hate Texas. Though in all honesty it would be a battle to scar the universe, one that would never end, even existing at the pan-dimensional level. It would be so intense that it would go into the past and the future at the same time (pun very intended). There would be no more civilization except for under chuck norris’s armpit where a thriving civilization has been since the beginning which has no beginning, and will last until the end which has no end.