Chuck Norris vs. Mr. Rogers

Pretty self-explanatory.

However I will note that this issue is NOT resolved in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny because it took “Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and The Blue Meanie” etc. to take him down and THEN Mr. Rogers came in and owned.

Raminator wins.

Flawless victory.

Chuck Norris can kick, but Mr. Rogers can take a man’s head off from a mile away.

Mr. Rogers is dead, so Chuck Norris wins by default. If he wasn’t (or if he comes back as a zombie or something), Mr. Rogers would just tell him a story about his fish or something in that calming voice of his, and Chuck Norris would be so warm and fuzzy he’d sit down indian-style on the carpet and grin like a doofus. And then Mr Rogers could just take him out in any way he felt like. Chuck would be powerless to stop him.

I hate this thread. You can’t challenge the hail Chuck Norris.

Whats the point of this thread? To waste time while we wait for black mesa to be released in our pitiful boring lives?

A new troll is among us my friends…

mr rogers because he made me feel happy and loved as a child

the lass has a point.

Norris has done less for the world than Noriega.

Mr. Rogers was a real man. Chuck Norris just played one on TV.

well for what its worth im angry and miserable now and chuck norris could probably beat up emotions

Bets are now open for:

Keyboard Cat VS. Creepy Gnome

I knew the OP was gonna mention Ultimate Showdown when I read the title.

You got it. That’s what the internet is for, though I don’t troll on black mesa though. don’t spend that much time here

Mr. Rogers would give you tender, soft and loving words and appease your anger. He is like yoda for anakin except he’s a human and he’ll actually do something. Chuck Norris would be like… well, I guess he totally would beat emotions dead. Then you would have no emotions and be in a perfect state of mind to be on the internet. :meh:

I personally would say Mr. Rogers because I hate Texas. Though in all honesty it would be a battle to scar the universe, one that would never end, even existing at the pan-dimensional level. It would be so intense that it would go into the past and the future at the same time (pun very intended). There would be no more civilization except for under chuck norris’s armpit where a thriving civilization has been since the beginning which has no beginning, and will last until the end which has no end.

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