Chat in Verse

mangling the rags
dreamy lawn repose
a bulging quill

What the actual fuck
We’re all out of luck
I hate to repeat myself but
Your posts all suck.

I guess that a gamer
Can’t get any lamer,
Typing shit in this thread
Failing to be an entertainer.

My sincere advice to you is to find a rope
Your life is so pointless, with this you can’t cope
Hang yourself from the ceiling 'till you run out of air
Oh, and don’t bother writing a letter, nobody cares

stop bitching
like your ass is itching

either rhyme
like your life
depends on it

or gtfo

wow i’m brilliant, sometimes i surprise myself

That guy named blue, he came back in a mist,
Said Source was outdated, got me real pissed.
'Cause when somebody judges games just by graphics,
it makes me wanna shove them into oncoming traffic.
I’m gonna go get some water from the tap,
Because you know, I can’t rap.

I don’t know what does rap really is.
But I can tell you that JeffMOD was rap.
He said something so crap.
If you don’t mind, Im leaving to nap.

Did you just use the rhyming signature A triple-B?
You introduce a single word then follow it with three?
What in satan’s name… are you foreign, stupid, or gay?
If it’s true what I inferred, then you like rainbows over gray.

Whoa you imply liking rainbows is gay
Can you not simply see that they are greater than gray?
What could be wrong with colors everywhere?
Its simply better than something thats so bare.

Whoa, double rainbow
All the way across the sky.
It’s so damn intense.

larval caw fragmented
i seep goo, listening
stalactic bloodied ear

(ambient sounds)

Is this a fun thread
I don’t know about it
Is this a fun thread
Shows how interesting the forums are

Those are not even rhymes
All you got there are squeals
Coming from 1 year old swine
You lot blow - it is time to get real

Black Mesa, waiting
The end of the year nearby
Time to collect

Stop trying
You’re outright lying
It makes you look bad
And others feel sad

Not only that
You should also lose some fat
Try going out
You know what I’m talking about

Fine then, sack of flesh
I shall cease this rabble
We are but a speck

Only you would try to stop Haiku
altogether in a certain way that I rue.
Keep back from this thread or your dad’ll soon be dead
and you’ll find your mother bein’ pimped by my crew.

Insolent Pest
Get out of here, you Stalker
Taken by the Zone

Your attempts to wind me up
Are indeed fucked up
But Comrade Tiki, I am puzzled on what is the matter
I perceive you being mirthfully desperate
You ran out of trumps to say better, it strikes me, but no matter
It’s your backside with what people are going to copulate
It’s barefaced that your only pick would be bustle
Because otherwise for you it would be quite an unpleasant hustle

Tiki and Bastard have begun to bicker
This thread’s quality has ceased to flicker.
Indeed while the poetry may not be great
Your impotent rages give me cause to await
The continuation of this clash of your wits
Which to my mind merits my clicks.

Mirth is simply what I feel about your worth.
To think you’ve only come this far from your birth
is an agonizing thought to historians and me
who would rather think a human being can have destiny
beyond that of spewing fat on everybody’s bacon,
raking in feedback which makes his mother hate him.

Your know, she cries… every night she spends at my house
'cause I have your eyes, and remind her of you, during the things we do.
But now we’ve gone wise with a position new.
She appreciates my size, and stays turned away from me, until we’re both blue.

Your father’s not dead,
I’m your father, dude,
and, son, I’m disappoint.

I think I’ve made my point.

What the hell, none of you can rhyme
I’ll say it again, none of you can rhyme
Get it through your head, you can’t fucking rhyme
Tl;dr you’re all fucking pathetic and can’t make a rhyme

Founded in 2004, Leakfree.org became one of the first online communities dedicated to Valve’s Source engine development. It is more famously known for the formation of Black Mesa: Source under the 'Leakfree Modification Team' handle in September 2004.