Chat in Verse

Read between the lines and you might find some rhymes.

Roses are blue
Violets are red
I’m not stoned
Fuck you
[COLOR=‘Black’]Yes, this is intentionally the worst rhyme ever. I’m sticking to it.

ahem
RJ Berger lost his grip
I am satisfied

Your references, I do not get them.
Wikipedia does not explain that one’s stem.

Oh, the state of denial
It’s a marvelous thing
Tiki, you have just lost your trial
Now bitch, you better bow to the King

The king of MTV
doesn’t even deserve tea,
let alone a decent queen.
Because of your greed,
I’ll wage war 'til you flee.
WHO’S WITH ME?

Funny that you had to mention MTV
You still ain’t got shit on me
I rest my case

sprigs
crooked little sprigs

lethal sausages lurk in a pond

odious lint
it’s time to go away

crumbs

We continue to war, in a way few enjoy.
Between lines we spare none… no child or envoy.
You pretend you’re an impenetrable fighter in this,
but if you were Achilles, I’d be your Paris.

I guess we’ll never see the day
When Tiki ran out of things to say
Or made his peace with ODB
But we’ll just have to wait and see
Cause that’s all there is to forums these
The only way us forumers to please

Are suggesting we do it a certain way
Which can be described by others as gay?

P.S. I can’t resist to say
But Orlando was definitely gay

And come on - paris was overall a freaking luckshot
Achilles

vs this self touching twig?

Nahhh

Achilles was also the most handsome

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