I doubt the one
who spoke this concept
will follow through
for he is inept
So allow me to take his place
to take up this space
and fill it with prose refined
so that you may respond in kind
Boner.
[i]Penis Penis Penis Penis
PEEEEEE~eeee~EEEENIS[/i]
My penis is hard
I do not know what made it so
What ever shall I do with this boner
I am not one to tug it so I do not know
This thread is kinda dumb
But might still be fun
I usually don’t like these
So it probably isn’t for me
As fun as I think this would be
People try to ruin it
Because they have no love for poetry.
May God have mercy on their souls
Assholes.
It must be said
I do consider
That such a thread
Is doomed to wither.
As can be seen
In previous thoughts
These forums seem
To be obsessed with cocks.
haha oh wow!
oh wow haha!
Bitches, haiku’s best-
Yes, no matter you saying.
None can deny it.
Although I can see
How they can be fine,
Rhyming verse is for me
As Haikus are for thine
Rhyming verse is gay,
Haiku wins on every field:
Son, I’m disappoint.
Haikus are awesome
but sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator
Why are you guys typing like that?
Because they wanted to chat
In verse.
So you better comply, or you’ll be in a hearse.
SassyRobot’s the best person, all right
When she bought me the L4D pack
I went from six to midnight
Dedicated to my elementary english teachers, who taught me to rhyme with my words
You know in their graves
They will be spinning with joy.
Feel proud of yourself.
Damn, my friend Psyborg… that shit is whack,
for the last time I had a girl in the sack
she went on to complain, at minute forty-five,
so surely one must complain as Hour Six draws nigh…
Unless, may it be, perchance that you meant
your Left4Dead pack was played much, like a gent,
instead of you over-expressing your love
for a woman who games (but should return to the stove).
ITT: Love is pronounced “loav”.