The man above me
has pointed out a big sin
Comrade Tiki, my friend,
your time here is fin
For your grave error has shown
In quite a comical tone
That your intellect is a sham
Now please leave–GOD DAMN
The syllables clash
in your response so rash
at the word Intellect, you see.
If I could correct
an injustice this sec
I’d just vanquish your vulgarity.
It figures you dove
to insult my sound loav
but at least I rhymed it not with “move”.
You think you’re so cool
with your haikus, you tool,
but you know well that haikus lack groove.
[indent]Or let me retry
in a form you may prefer:
You know Lim’ricks rule.[/indent]
I’m sorry to say, but you fail at rhymes
At least your horrible text is benign
For if reading your verses could at all harm my health
I would be as dead as my library shelf
edit:
It seems I have made quite a careless mistake
But this isn’t a filmset; there’s no second take
So rather than spamming this thread in a rage
I’ll simply admit that I skipped a page
While my late reply might be taken badly,
The sucking of my own dick is done, sadly,
I know you wish to see the results,
But not letting you see is better according to my consults.
Oh snap, Tiki, you were just shown
That cracking feminist jokes gets you but a moan
For clearly you are not the brightest of the bunch
And yes, I don’t know you, but its a probable hunch
If I were you I would stop being clever
…that is, making an effort, for you’re clever never
You’re merely embarrassing yourself in this thread
If I were you, better yet, I’d shoot myself in the head
I’m merely enjoying myself by being a troll
In addition, I’m quite glad I could make you lol
Truly, though, I know Tiki not at all
I only read his posts, therefore am appalled
By his inability to form a comprehensible phrase
Finding wisdom in his posts would take much longer than days
Most likely, he’ll return here and ask what he did
To deserve being treated by me as a retarded kid
Meanwhile I smh at his replies
Laughing out loud, slapping my thighs
His comebacks will keep me entertained for a while
Gosh, this is as fun as taking candy from a child
Take heed, my brothers
Listen to my words
This Tiki banter is cool
But it’s getting old as the birds
Let us shift our focus
In jest I might add
To Reb, the mistress
And how she is apparently penis-clad
It appears that this thread has become overrun
With persons deciding that no Tiki is fun.
But I must note you this, and it is quite vital
Without him to be annoying this thread would be quite dull.
[color=black]Bad rhymes are fun.
It seems that I have scorn the very woman who would now loathe
me, who made the suggestion that her great gift’s second to a stove
But alas, the secret I have kept from her is that I never feel superior,
just simply pure and equal deep within my mind’s interior,
but public perception
demands my inflection
of sexist oppression
at each posting session
to maintain my aura
my aggressive persona
to ward 'way the short miscreants
and ca-pi-ta-list merchants.
They regret the fact I’m tall and leaner,
self-composed and revolted by terms like “beaner”,
They hate that I regret all their consumerism
and wince each time they don’t recycle a-lu-mini-um,
and so I raise an aggressive flag as an alarm,
to distract from the red one that would bring me harm,
the red one that holds all human life in equally high esteem,
which would simply on these forums incite a haters’ team.
Cold war politics
would supersede the little things like good ethics
and respect for your fellow human would be down the drain
when it’s revealed he communist in this refrain.
With your powers, of good persuasion,
would you help dispel the hate for me when I’m no longer brazen,
and let me be as what I am
without feeling the mob-rule anti-communist slam?
With that new peace, that you may bring,
in safety and equality with kindness to sing,
when my love won’t get me bashed, well only then
may I stop making my cheap shots… to dissuade… aggression… from them.
tl;dr
Too long; didn’t read…
well these are the words that make a kind man bleed,
and since a lone man’s wound is still an injury to all,
I’m sorry that how this hurts me will be shared as I bawl… :[
The post up above me is quite long in length
And as such its reading to me is quite tedious.
I think I will choose to conserve my strength
By choosing to bypass something so strenuous.
May I bring up a good idea?
How about we stop giving attention
to the one who is as fun as gonorrhea
Maybe you all should go read some books
So it wouldn’t be painful to give your poems a look
At the moment your rhymes are clumsy and strange
Almost as if written by someone deranged
This refers to many posters in this thread
Reading your words fills me with dread
If the kids of this generation can’t make a rhyme
Then maybe in school they should spend some more time
Your example is bad…
few things are so fun to get.
But it still makes me sad,
because I know what you meant.
Now wasn’t that post much easier to type
Plus I could read it quickly, and not stay up all night
Keeping your poems concise, short and clever
Would only make people’s opinions of you better
To be honest it’s funny,
Looking at these rebuttals,
'Cause I know Tiki’s trolling
But his methods are subtle.
He’s really quite harmless -
Just somewhat verbose -
His socialist views likely
Another sock to the nose.
At least he knows what he’s doing
And he does it for laughs,
Unlike that swampfox faggot
And those other’s you’ve spied
Stumbling their way through our forums
And out it’s backside.
I confess that earlier, during my retort,
my message to Sassy was like an opera of sort.
I could keep it real quick, and keep my rhymes keen and clear,
but I thought I owed to tell her why I’m so mean: out of fear.