This is a very important message I need it to be translated.
C’MON ASIANS.
Those pictures are awfully blurry.
It’s been a while since I brushed up on my Chinese, but I can help you translate part of it. I could make out:
080-231-099
Chinese looks so ugly written out.
Paging Dr. Fong to this thread.
Jesus christ, can I get clearer pic?
This will be translation with bad grammar, blurry text is really tiring my eyes out…
Give me some time
This looks a bit better, hope it helps.
First image: "Warranty and Repair Service,
this product come with Feng Lei Di’s free service warranty. And only last one year after being bought, which include the part replacing and repair. [Before repair, please show the code and warranty card for free repair. This service doesn’t require postage fee.]
This warranty doesn’t responsible for purposed damaging, unlawful using and repair by unauthorized service man.
Should you have any question, call: number"
That’s a very important message?
It vaguely looks like a passage from my Mandarin Textbook.
You look ugly written out.
Kairouseki. See? Kairouseki. Bleh. Gross.
pretty sure Winged One comes out wingd-won for half the people that are asked to say it off the top of their head
Oh, it most certainly does. But I pronounce it as Wing-ed One since it is based off of Soul Reaver and I am borrowing Raziel’s pronunciation.
Well, now it turns out it isn’t.
Just warranty of product, what did you brought?
Nothing, that’s the funny thing. I found it in my desktop. I’m from Argentina, China is an antipode. It’s strange.
I’m disappointed at the lack of “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine” jokes.
Must be China product
Nice going - you’ve just ruined Stormseeker’s ARG.
Chinese is an insufferable language to learn how to read and write.