BMS steam chat moments

[Keresh]

@Trigger_Proximity

So in the chatroom today we had someone come in convinced that PC gaming is godlike and everything else shouldn’t exist ever.

And?

[Rossman]

[Suggestive]

@Lamsey

(Image)

Knobjockey.

[Siggs]

17:03 - Lamsey: siggs beat me at grammar
17:03 - Lamsey commits seppuku

I’M JUS’ SAYIN IS ALL

[Maxey]

he died

[Maxey]

19:23 - Maxey™: newfags should have a word limit in their posts
19:23 - Maxey™: and can only make a new post 2 hours after the last
19:23 - Maxey™: i’m a fucking genius
19:24 - Triggs: less than 50 posts word limit of 50 words?
19:24 - G-Rona: Another Great Gargatuan Wall of Text?
19:24 - Maxey™: less than 1000 posts
19:24 - Maxey™: MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHA
19:24 - Triggs: but i only have 130ish
19:24 - Maxey™: nah 100 should be enough
19:24 - Griggs™: You can only have as many words as you have posts
19:25 - G-Rona: But what about the ne… OH, YOU CLEVER BASTARD!
19:25 - Griggs™: 0 posts…ZERO WORDS
19:25 - Maxey™: thats
19:25 - Maxey™: fucking
19:25 - Triggs: starting at a base of 10
19:25 - Maxey™: GENIOUS
19:25 - Griggs™: No Triggs
19:25 - Griggs™: Zero
19:25 - G-Rona: slow clap Excellent.
19:25 - Maxey™: Furry Fag for president
19:25 - Griggs™: Vote “Fur” Me
19:26 - Triggs: HUE HUE
19:26 - Griggs™: GEDDIT?
19:26 - G-Rona: HUE
19:26 - Maxey™: ohohu
19:26 - Maxey™: i love this chat

[Dr_Strangelove]

But then suddenly image spam.

[mankyman6]

@Dr. Strangelove

But then suddenly image spam.

images require URLs, which are considered words to the typical uneducated computer.

[NetWarriorDan]

Banana entered chat.
2:17 PM - Banana: Hey
2:17 PM - Banana: sO
2:17 PM - Banana: When does this come out
2:17 PM - Comrade Badger: when it’s done
2:17 PM - Banana: Are they making like one texture per week or something?
2:18 PM - [SanFROD]: yes
2:18 PM - [SanFROD]: that’s exactly how they’re doing it
2:18 PM - [SanFROD]: must have been obvious
2:24 PM - 100% Dan: lets see
2:24 PM - 100% Dan: we about 9013 vmts
2:24 PM - 100% Dan: thats textures and normals
2:25 PM - 100% Dan: buts lets assume each one is a texture
2:25 PM - [SanFROD]: so one a day
2:25 PM - [SanFROD]: hahaa
2:25 PM - 100% Dan: times 7 days
2:25 PM - 100% Dan: 63091 days
2:25 PM - 100% Dan: devided by 365 days
2:25 PM - 100% Dan: I’m not counting leap years
2:25 PM - 100% Dan: 172 years
2:25 PM - [SanFROD]: hahaha
2:26 PM - [SanFROD]: so black mesa will be out in… 165 years
2:26 PM - Comrade Badger: we’ve a long road ahead of us

[Surplus]

I think I can wait 165 years. I plan to live forever and so far that’s working out for me.

[_rot_fodder]

Storytime with Triggs!

(rot)(fodder): anyways, that’s my weird little personal lifebite tossed out to the internet for today
(rot)(fodder): triggs
(rot)(fodder): your turn
Triggs: thinkan
Collision is now playing Dota 2. Click here to join.
100% Dan*: think faster
100% Dan*: dont give me a wall of text
100% Dan*: I dont want to read
(rot)(fodder): just write it out with emotes
(rot)(fodder): GIVE US PICTURES TRIGGS
Triggs: I’m not even
Triggs: i don’t
Triggs: I DON’T KNOW
(rot)(fodder): So what you are saying is
(rot)(fodder): you have no life?
(rot)(fodder): none
(rot)(fodder): as in
(rot)(fodder): no beginning
(rot)(fodder): you just appeared in the internet one day
(rot)(fodder): that’s cool though
(rot)(fodder): tell us a black mesa story
(rot)(fodder) waits and stares
Triggs: ok
Triggs: so there was this guy right
Triggs: i forget his name
100% Dan*: No Gordon. You are the monsters. And then gordan was a zombie
(rot)(fodder): oh this is going to be good
Triggs: something like
Triggs: adridon shepman
Triggs: or something
Triggs: i don’t know
(rot)(fodder): and what did he do
Triggs: gordian freehard?
Triggs: he did something
Triggs: and said some stuff
(rot)(fodder): frohan geeman
Triggs: and killed some aliens or something
Triggs: with science
(rot)(fodder): were there giant babies
Triggs: only one
(rot)(fodder) hides under pillow
(rot)(fodder): this is terifying
(rot)(fodder): what did it do
Triggs: it
Triggs: said things
(rot)(fodder) gasp
(rot)(fodder): scarry things?
Triggs: as gordian shepman went around doing science
Triggs: it told him about stuff
Triggs: stuff adridan didn’t really care about
(rot)(fodder): haha
(rot)(fodder): one second we lost dan
(rot)(fodder): DAN
(rot)(fodder): DID YOU FALL ASLEEP
Triggs: I’m pretty sure
Triggs: he’s in tears
(rot)(fodder): oh
Triggs: over the beautiful heartwarming story
Triggs: that i’m telling here
(rot)(fodder): that would explain the sobbing then
(rot)(fodder): please continue
Triggs: so adridan frehard
Triggs: went around doing his sciene
Triggs: around the giant babby
Triggs: then
(rot)(fodder): then?
Triggs: the giant babby teleportled gordian
(rot)(fodder): THEN!?
(rot)(fodder):
Triggs: and sent him to that god damn room with the 3 fucking
Triggs: what were they
Triggs: floating ball things?
Triggs: that moved around
Triggs: and you had to jump on one and ride it up?
Triggs: yeah
Triggs: he was there
Triggs: and then he died there
Triggs: because that part was infuriating.

[Maxey]

Stupid. You guys are worse than a week old cup of coffee.

[Door]

Pokey: That shot was ingame and from a demo

And later:
[COLOR=‘Black’]Please don’t kill me[/SIZE]

Pokey: If I get quoted
Pokey: I swear to god

[JamesKane]

Pokey: demo as in the valve demo file
Pokey: record movies ingame
Pokey: https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Demo_Recording_Tools

[Door]

Door: Well fuck you

[JamesKane]

Pokey: u mad bro?

[Siggs]

What is this chatroom and who would be crazy enough to go in it >.>

[sersoft]

I don’t care about the chat room I want to see the screenshot of ingame demo file

[Door]

@Siggs

What is this chatroom and who would be crazy enough to go in it >.>

It’s livening up a bit lately, you should totally come back to be one of us. One of us.

[Lamsey]

I have observed a worrying trend in chat, so I have removed everyone else’s messages for this evening and focused on the ramblings of one specific individual. It makes for an interesting monologue.

Süggestive entered chat.
19:55 - Süggestive: IMMIGRANTS
19:57 - Süggestive tenses
19:57 - Süggestive: HAAAARDcire?
19:58 - Süggestive: fuck whty can’t i open anything
19:59 - Süggestive: i weant the fruit from this
19:59 - Süggestive: want
19:59 - Süggestive: i feel like a pixie wuth my tiny beer-glass thing
19:59 - Süggestive: it has cherrie
20:00 - Süggestive: yes
20:00 - Süggestive: plural
20:00 - Süggestive: of cherry
20:00 - Süggestive: i tink it’s cheery
20:00 - Süggestive: i haven’t eaten them yet
20:00 - Süggestive: fuck yes cherry
20:01 - Süggestive: they are best
20:01 - Süggestive: no
20:01 - Süggestive: wait
20:01 - Süggestive: mango
20:01 - Süggestive: is best
20:01 - Süggestive: or pineappel
20:01 - Süggestive: pineapple
20:02 - Süggestive: !
20:02 - Süggestive: WHAT THE FUCK IS PAPAYA
20:02 - Süggestive: -caps
20:02 - Süggestive: oh
20:03 - Süggestive: sounds good
20:04 - Süggestive: they’re cherries
20:04 - Süggestive: fuck yesssss
20:05 - Süggestive: wah wah wah
20:05 - Süggestive: FUCK STONES
20:06 - Süggestive: HA HA TIME FOR FBW
20:08 - Süggestive fucks a stone
20:35 - Süggestive: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRR
21:02 - Süggestive: SUPER GAY
21:02 - Süggestive flops
21:03 - Süggestive: I THINK I WOULD LIKE
21:03 - Süggestive: HOT MEDIC DICKING
21:03 - Süggestive: DICKING
21:04 - Süggestive: Ye
21:04 - Lamsey: slowly but surely, nikki is turning into father jack