Ok edited slightly so it makes sense for those that cant speak Gomish and so it flows a little better:
Gom Jabbar: buy tasty crap, go to a park
Gom Jabbar: buy one of those annoying couples
Gom Jabbar: *be
Elpants®: No
Elpants®: Buy one
Elpants®: they are yours for the day
[NWI]Spence entered chat.
Elpants®: At your command
Gom Jabbar: why would anyone want that service
Gom Jabbar: YO SPENCE
[NWI]Spence: yo gom
Elpants®: I don’t know Gom
[NWI]Spence: just installed a new router and now my internet is on crack
[NWI]Spence: 62mbps down o.O
Gom Jabbar: emotional masochists maybe pants
Elpants®: But the idea of someone buying an annoying couple was really funny in my head
Gom Jabbar: yeah, it is quite funny
Gom Jabbar: that and hire a mother that never shuts up about her child
Elpants®: “I need you to be annoying as possible near that family having their reunion.”
Gom Jabbar: haha
[NWI]Spence: I would do it
Elpants®: BY GOD I WILL GET $50/HOUR OF ANNOYING OUT OF YOU
[NWI]Spence: actually
[NWI]Spence: someone should start a service for that
Gom Jabbar: fuck I think there’s a business for that
[NWI]Spence: provide annoying people for a fee
[NWI]Spence: there needs to be if there isn’t
[NWI]Spence: I mean seriously what better job
[NWI]Spence: get paid to be annoying and piss people off for the gain of others
[NWI]Spence: brilliant
[SanFROD]: man i’d do it
Gom Jabbar: we could make some srys money
[NWI]Spence: totally, me too
Gom Jabbar: KICKSTARTER
[NWI]Spence: internet, fund it
Elpants®: KICKSTARTER
Elpants®: That’s what all the cool kids are doing nowadays isnt it?
[NWI]Spence: all the broke cool kids
Gom Jabbar: for 50 dollars Gom will stand across the road drinking own brand lager and shouting laud remarks
Elpants®: You pledge $50, I will personally annoy your for 2 hours
Elpants®: $100, I will be drunk
Elpants®: (You buy the beer)
Elpants®: Nothing is more annoying that someone drinking your beer and being annoying
Gom Jabbar: no, (add extra for beer )
[NWI]Spence: someone streaking down your block with your beer in tow and being annoying
[NWI]Spence: now that’s the $1000 goal
[NWI]Spence: 
Gom Jabbar: $ 100 mock Westoro baptist protest
Gom Jabbar: with personalized signage
Elpants®: $10,000 the REAL Westboro Baptist will protest your funeral
[NWI]Spence: lol
Gom Jabbar: why doesn’t this exist
[SanFROD]: hahahah oh god
[SanFROD]: hire a supermodel to attend your wedding and hit on the groom during the ceremony
[NWI]Spence: haha
Gom Jabbar: for $ 15,000 will fill house with parrots that constantly say " No body loves you" bird shit free of charge
[SanFROD]: oh god
[SanFROD]: hahha
[NWI]Spence: squaaaaawk
[NWI]Spence: forever alone
[NWI]Spence: SQUAAAWK
Because slagging someone off behind their back isn’t nearly as fun as slagging someone off behind their back and then posting it on the internets so they can feel the burn afterwards.
Nick: Supn
Nick: I heard that the Mars rover landed safely.
Nick: Hooray for America
Triggs: hooray for fucking everyone
Triggs: isn’t it just an amazing thing
Triggs: that people built something then exploded things and threw it to mars
Nick: Almost as amazing as a Black Mesa cartoon series.
Triggs: no that would be dumb
Gom Lanbar disconnected.
Triggs: somebody tried that once and it was the most abhorrent pile of shit.
Nick: I know.
Nick: Using GoAnimate,
Triggs: yeah
Triggs: which is totally a professional tool.
Triggs: and not at all a terrible scar on the internet
G-Rona: Yeah, that’d be a shame
samzala disconnected.
Nick: Too bad it was an amazing cartoon.
Nick: 10/10 would watch again.
Triggs: but it wasn’t
Triggs: it wasn’t sbahj bad
Triggs: it was bad bad.
Triggs: and then he tried to turn that into a feature?
Triggs: I can see that as a box quote
G-Rona: It wasn’t even “So bad it’s good” bad.
G-Rona: Just bad.
Triggs: “buy our game, it’s shit”
Nick: Yes it was. It was amazing. Nobody can compare to Triage’s masterful mind of comedy.
Triggs: or the other guy i can’t remember the name of
Nick: You yourself compared him to Seth MacFarlane
Triggs: yes
Nick: So in other words he’s a comedy mastermind.
Triggs: as a joke
Triggs: because seth macfarlane isn’t a comedy mastermind
Nick: Jokes don’t exist. Just like God.
Triggs: I can’t quite nail down why seth macfarlane is bad.
Nick: He’s amazing, just like Triage.
Triggs: yeah clearly
Nicholas Anthony: Nick: Supn
Nick: I heard that the Mars rover landed safely.
Nick: Hooray for America
Triggs: hooray for fucking everyone
Triggs: isn’t it just an amazing thing
Triggs: that people built something then exploded things and threw it to mars
Nick: Almost as amazing as a Black Mesa cartoon series.
Triggs: no that would be dumb
Gom Lanbar disconnected.
Triggs: somebody tried that once and it was the most abhorrent pile of shit.
Nick: I know.
Nick: Using GoAnimate,
Triggs: yeah
Triggs: which is totally a professional tool.
Triggs: and not at all a terrible scar on the internet
G-Rona: Yeah, that’d be a shame
samzala disconnected.
Nick: Too bad it was an amazing cartoon.
Nick: 10/10 would watch again.
Triggs: but it wasn’t
Triggs: it wasn’t sbahj bad
Triggs: it was bad bad.
Triggs: and then he tried to turn that into a feature?
Triggs: I can see that as a box quote
G-Rona: It wasn’t even “So bad it’s good” bad.
G-Rona: Just bad.
Triggs: “buy our game, it’s shit”
Nick: Yes it was. It was amazing. Nobody can compare to Triage’s masterful mind of comedy.
Triggs: or the other guy i can’t remember the name of
Nick: You yourself compared him to Seth MacFarlane
Triggs: yes
Nick: So in other words he’s a comedy mastermind.
Triggs: as a joke
Triggs: because seth macfarlane isn’t a comedy mastermind
Nick: Jokes don’t exist. Just like God.
Triggs: I can’t quite nail down why seth macfarlane is bad.
Nick: He’s amazing, just like Triage.
Triggs: yeah clearly
Nick: Now Maxey’s cartoon
Triggs: though
Nick: that was horrible
Triggs: the true unsung hero here is definitely maxey.
Triggs: because his shit was god tier
Nick: His shit was shit.
Nick: The conclusion of this is that Triage is a comedy god among men.
[TCHS] schlürbi entered chat.
[TCHS] schlürbi: Yo
G-Rona: Yo
Nick: Yo
[TCHS] schlürbi: New ME3 Operation. Called Olympus 
Nick: We were just talking about how god like Triage is.
Maxey entered chat.
Maxey: https://store.steampowered.com/news/8584/
Maxey: can’t wait to play Photoshop with Steam Achievements
Triggs: :0
Triggs: 
Nick: MAXEY
Nick: YOUR CARTTON WAS SHIT
Nick: TRIAGE’S WAS MUCH BETTER
Maxey: who the fuck is this guy
[TCHS] schlürbi: Don’t ask me
G-Rona: I can’t wait for fake BM pages on Greenlight.
Triggs: somebody who is terrible at sarcasm
Triggs: he doesn’t seem to understand the subtleties you need when using sarcasm in text
Triggs: either that
Triggs: or a fucking retard
Just when you think someone couldn’t be any worse.
They fap to themselves in the mirror and call themselves beautiful.
TL; would DR again
I’ve read it, and now I’m sorry for myself because absolutely nothing funny or even mildly interesting was said, plus it was pasted twice
Now I double won’t read it.
Triage confirmed for continuing to be worthless.
