BMS steam chat moments

[Lamsey]

9:43 PM - Dr. Perky: i love goat

[geekofalltrades]

[noparse] [/noparse]

i lovez him too call me you big lug

[Dr_Perky]

:o maybe. <.<

[Door]

Lamsey: you’re not pretty door
[TCHS] Schlurbibabes: Yes Door is not pretty

I feel pretty, oh so pretty! :mono:

[Lamsey]

Raminator disconnected.
5:58 PM - Comrade Badger: hurrah

[henry132]

Oh you…

[calhoun_freeman]

Everybody hates me in BMS steam chat. Mostly because I act like a fucktard who got his dick cut off.

[a-dot]

This^

[Lamsey]

[COLOR=‘DeepSkyBlue’]9:56 PM - Süggestive: I would like to see the end of the world
[COLOR=‘DeepSkyBlue’]9:56 PM - Süggestive: weird as it sounds
[COLOR=‘DeepSkyBlue’]9:56 PM - Süggestive: “OH SHIIIIIII----”
Your state is set to Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Connected again and rejoined chat.
[COLOR=‘DeepSkyBlue’]10:00 PM - Süggestive: Rrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzz
Süggestive disconnected.
[COLOR=‘DeepSkyBlue’]10:00 PM - Lamsey: 9:56 PM - Süggestive: I would like to see the end of the world
doctor who (2005) 1x02 i think
[COLOR=‘DeepSkyBlue’]10:00 PM - Lamsey: FUCKING
[COLOR=‘DeepSkyBlue’]10:00 PM - Siggs™: lol
[COLOR=‘DeepSkyBlue’]10:00 PM - Lamsey: nofngouerghaeunrugoijhrnge
[COLOR=‘DeepSkyBlue’]10:00 PM - Lamsey: i hate steamfarts
[COLOR=‘DeepSkyBlue’]10:00 PM - Siggs™: .
21:59 - Süggestive: Yeah SIggs, I need an early(?) night
Medevila disconnected.
Lamsey entered chat.

:facepalm:

[COLOR=‘DeepSkyBlue’]10:07 PM - Lamsey: 10:00 PM - Siggs™: what should I listen to
well you’ve just put the GBS version of End Of The World in my head, which is also apt given recent events
[TCHS] Si disconnected.
Tennisball disconnected.
Siggs™ disconnected.
[COLOR=‘DeepSkyBlue’]10:07 PM - Lamsey: oh mother fucker

[Siggs]

:fffuuu:

[Lamsey]

7:07 PM - Süggestive: I onyl care about cherry cock
7:08 PM - Süggestive: oh ffs
7:08 PM - Süggestive: only

Nikki and her typos…

[Spooks]

@Group Chat

Sniping Headshot entered chat.
Sniping Headshot: hi
Sniping Headshot: move to realise this fucking mod?
[TW] Spooks: YEAH
[TW] Spooks: BOO
Sniping Headshot: good!
Sniping Headshot: MOVE MOVE TO REALISE THIS MOD IDIOTS
Sniping Headshot: WE ARE TIRED TO WAIT FAGGOTS
Sniping Headshot:
[TW] Spooks: DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM
Sniping Headshot: SURE!
Sniping Headshot: YEAH
[TW] Spooks: RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
Sniping Headshot: YEAH FUCK!
[COLOR=‘Gray’]cue 3 minutes of silence
[SanFROD]: lolwat
[SanFROD]: YEAH LET’S REALISE THIS MOD
[SanFROD]: hahha
Comrade Badger: i agree

Haha this shit was just rich. Someone should sig “move to realise this fucking mod” right now.

e:
Sniping Headshot: FUCK! MOVE TO REALISE!!! bitch
Sniping Headshot left chat.

[Soup]

I quite liked “WE ARE TIRED TO WAIT FAGGOTS”

[Siggs]

Inspiration entered chat.
Inspiration left chat.
03:02 - Siggs™: inspiration never lasts long in here

[Dr_Perky]

9:58 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: Does anybody speak Greek?
9:58 AM - Dr. Perky: nope
9:58 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: Lies
9:58 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: I do
9:58 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: Ha-ha!
9:59 AM - Dr. Perky: ok
10:03 AM - Dr. Perky: baby drug smuggling ring
10:03 AM - Dr. Perky: fucking SVU
10:03 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: Οκ
10:03 AM - Dr. Perky: ok
10:04 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: μυ οκ ισ βεττερ
10:04 AM - Dr. Perky: ok
10:04 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: my ok is better*
10:04 AM - Dr. Perky: ok
10:04 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: are you an ok dispenser?
10:04 AM - Dr. Perky: ok
10:05 AM - Comrade Badger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRDd2XoL0jw
10:05 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: i can buy 100 OKs with an euro
10:05 AM - Dr. Perky: ok
10:05 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: Omg
10:05 AM - Dr. Perky: ok
10:05 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: What am I …
10:06 AM - Dr. Perky: ok
10:06 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: Grr
10:06 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: Troll
10:06 AM - Dr. Perky: ok
๖ۣۜRanger left chat.
10:06 AM - Dr. Perky: hahaha
10:06 AM - Dr. Perky: i’m a troll?
10:06 AM - Comrade Badger: weirdo
10:06 AM - Dr. Perky: that’s not trolling

[danielsangeo]

Okay.

[Dr_Perky]

The cat came back.

๖ۣۜRanger entered chat.
10:49 AM - Jorma Kay: Eh, maybe in 170 years or so.
10:49 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: Die
10:49 AM - Dr. Perky: ok
10:50 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: Omg, you again
10:50 AM - Dr. Perky: ok
10:50 AM - Jorma Kay: Omg, Ranger again.
10:50 AM - Dr. Perky: ok
10:50 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: ok
10:50 AM - Dr. Perky: ok
10:50 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: ok
10:50 AM - Dr. Perky: dude stop trolling
10:50 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: ok
10:50 AM - Dr. Perky: grr
10:50 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: what
10:51 AM - Dr. Perky: ok
10:51 AM - Jorma Kay: Nah Perks, this ain’t trolling. This is just being bloody stupid.
10:51 AM - Dr. Perky: hahah
10:51 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: Em I just joined the chat
10:51 AM - Dr. Perky: were you in here earlier jorma?
10:51 AM - Jorma Kay: Yeah, but I wasn’t following the chat.
10:52 AM - Dr. Perky: https://forums.blackmesasource.com/showpost.php?p=430544&postcount=1670
10:52 AM - Dr. Perky: reference
10:52 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: I know how to hack lollipops
10:52 AM - Dr. Perky: ok
10:52 AM - （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: lol
10:52 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: …
10:53 AM - Dr. Perky: ok
10:53 AM - （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: hack me bro
10:53 AM - （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: i got nortons
10:53 AM - Dr. Perky: oh god
10:53 AM - （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: you cant hack me bro
10:53 AM - Dr. Perky: nortons
10:53 AM - （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: im super good hacks bro
10:53 AM - Dr. Perky: thats like
10:53 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: But I can hack your cat
10:53 AM - Dr. Perky: the mega hack block
10:53 AM - （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: lol
10:53 AM - Dr. Perky: ok
10:53 AM - （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: my nonexistant cat
10:53 AM - （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: hack away bro
10:53 AM - （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: i got nortons
10:53 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger hacks away
10:53 AM - Dr. Perky: his cat has nortons installed
10:53 AM - Dr. Perky: let me tell you
10:53 AM - Dr. Perky: getting a cat to install software in its small intestine
10:53 AM - Dr. Perky: fucking pain in the ass
10:54 AM - Dr. Perky: for the cat
10:54 AM - Dr. Perky: <.<
10:54 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: He nonexistant has existant norton installed?
10:54 AM - Dr. Perky: literally
10:54 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: that makes no sense
10:54 AM - Dr. Perky: ok
10:54 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: you failed
10:54 AM - （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: norton makes it make sense bro
10:54 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger: i won
10:54 AM - （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: come on bro
10:54 AM - （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: hack me bro
10:54 AM - ๖ۣۜRanger hacks you
10:54 AM - （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: you cant do shit bro
10:54 AM - Dr. Perky: nortons created a cat to install the cat software on
10:54 AM - （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: i hacks way better then you
10:54 AM - Comrade Badger: 15:54 - ๖ۣۜRanger: i won
10:54 AM - Comrade Badger: nope, i win
10:55 AM - Dr. Perky: lol blocks
10:55 AM - （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: aw broi
10:55 AM - （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: he was about to hack my nortons bro
10:55 AM - Comrade Badger: ;p

[Trigger_Proximity]

So in the chatroom today we had someone come in convinced that PC gaming is godlike and everything else shouldn’t exist ever.

While that’s debatable here’s the gem from that argument.

[COLOR=‘Red’]tomas: |-
[COLOR=‘Red’]tomas: that is me
[COLOR=‘Red’]tomas: with my dick out
[COLOR=‘RoyalBlue’]Triggs: That’s a tiny dick
[COLOR=‘RoyalBlue’]Triggs: yo
[COLOR=‘Red’]tomas: yo man usck it
[COLOR=‘RoyalBlue’]Triggs: it’s like
[COLOR=‘RoyalBlue’]Triggs: 3 pixels wide
[COLOR=‘Red’]tomas: |-
[COLOR=‘RoyalBlue’]Triggs: I can’t even
[COLOR=‘Red’]tomas: |-
[COLOR=‘RoyalBlue’]Triggs: get my mouth around it
[COLOR=‘RoyalBlue’]Triggs: how does that
[COLOR=‘RoyalBlue’]Triggs: wat
[COLOR=‘Red’]tomas: |---------------------------------------------------------------------
[COLOR=‘RoyalBlue’]Triggs: why do you have so many dicks by your dick
[COLOR=‘RoyalBlue’]Triggs: all of them the same size
[COLOR=‘Red’]tomas: haha
[COLOR=‘RoyalBlue’]Triggs: you a faggot son?

[Lamsey]

@Trigger_Proximity

So in the chatroom today we had someone come in convinced that PC gaming is godlike and everything else shouldn’t exist ever.

[Trigger_Proximity]

yeah but

1:59 p.m. - Triggs: games are games yo
1:59 p.m. - Triggs: regardless of platform
1:59 p.m. - tomas: console games are shit yo
1:59 p.m. - tomas: it will be gears of war
2:00 p.m. - tomas: or games foccused on consoles
2:00 p.m. - Dr. Perky: hahahaha cocksucker
2:00 p.m. - tomas: there wont be anything like dota 2
2:00 p.m. - tomas: would there
2:00 p.m. - Triggs: since I know you’re so attracted to your PC and probably want to put your dick in your disk tray
2:00 p.m. - Triggs: I’m playing skyrim right now
2:00 p.m. - Triggs: on my 360
2:00 p.m. - tomas: fucking cunt
2:00 p.m. - Triggs:
2:00 p.m. - tomas: get off steam
2:00 p.m. - Triggs:

can’t deny that’s some plain retard right there.