Oh God, literally made me laugh. Cpl.1nsane<3 is just TOO awesome for words!
EDIT: In order to avoid double-posting:
:fffuuu:
:fffuuu::fffuuu:
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To be honest, i think that double-posting in this thread is perfectly reasonable. It’s too easy to miss good LOLs if people edit their quotes into a post just because they were the last person to post one. And, since it’s in off-topic, it won’t affect postcount (like anyone reasonable gives a crap about them anyway).
hides from mods to avoid epic smackdown
^triple and quadriple posting, in case of emergency
=NG= Siggers has changed their name to Teh Stig.
[-ODB-] The Stiggers: oh shit
Teh Stig: " "
[-ODB-] The Stiggers: she is the stig
The power of teh compels even THE STIG.
I would love to point out, yes, I know it says ‘Teh Stig’.
As always, out of context quoting ftw
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14:31 - =ODB= The Stiggers: 9:31 PM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: 14:30 - =ODB= The Stiggers: 9:30 PM - [CAKEPSI]SaVaNt: 14:29 - =ODB= The Stiggers: 9:29 PM - samzala: =ODB= The Stiggers: 9:28 PM - [-TSG-] raw_bean: [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: 14:26 - [-TSG-] raw_bean: that’s what she said -> a classic, always makes me smile <- I quite like ‘said the nun to the Vicar’. Can sound very dirty in the right circumstances <—so true <— this quote is getting too long <–nothing can be too long -> true true <- When is balck meas coming out -> NEVAR <—ban the fucker <— DO EET F…MAGGOT
Cute!
Double posting… Now I feel dirty…
14:57 - samzala: i deny your grammar and substitute my own
Explains many, many things.
What, my grammar sucks?
last nite moments
1:46 PM - [-TSG-] raw_bean: Will you be my fan, MasterHyper?
1:47 PM - [-TSG-] raw_bean: [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: rofl yes i can be your fan to cool you and your computer down <- you’re too hot to do that
Raw’s Power in Use I had to cut out some msg before Spammer left. too long.
SpInKouZ !! has changed their name to SpenfOnish.
SpenfOnish entered chat.
SpenfOnish left chat.
2:11 PM - =NG= Siggers: lol
2:11 PM - =NG= Siggers: brb
2:11 PM - [-TSG-] raw_bean: shit
2:11 PM - [-TSG-] raw_bean: I was just about to ban that guy
2:12 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: I think i scared him alway with my nasty foul mouth…my bad…i am sorry…
2:12 PM - [CAKEPSI]SaVaNt: You’re sooo slow
2:12 PM - [CAKEPSI]SaVaNt: It’s funny to me
2:12 PM - [CAKEPSI]SaVaNt:
2:12 PM - [CAKEPSI]SaVaNt: Is*
2:12 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198009445715
2:13 PM - [-TSG-] raw_bean: I invited him back
2:13 PM - [-TSG-] raw_bean: worth a shot
2:13 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: rofl
SpenfOnish entered chat.
2:13 PM - [-TSG-] raw_bean: Boom
2:13 PM - [-TSG-] raw_bean: head shot
2:13 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: haha
2:13 PM - Lamsey: lmfao
2:13 PM - [CAKEPSI]SaVaNt: damnit
2:13 PM - [CAKEPSI]SaVaNt: someone copy paste that
2:13 PM - [-TSG-] raw_bean: and now Block all communication…
2:13 PM - [CAKEPSI]SaVaNt: I blocked him so meh.
2:13 PM - [-TSG-] raw_bean his dusts hands off
2:13 PM - [CAKEPSI]SaVaNt: plspspslsplsplspls
2:13 PM - [-TSG-] raw_bean: a job well done
2:13 PM - Lamsey: banhammer applied?
2:13 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: but i didnt’ see the amazing msg of ban…oh well
2:13 PM - [-TSG-] raw_bean: indeed
2:13 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: awesome job raw
2:14 PM - Lamsey: good man
2:14 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive gives raw loads of cakepsi
2:14 PM - [CAKEPSI]SaVaNt: Sooo… they sent raw_bean?
2:14 PM - [CAKEPSI]SaVaNt: Good man.
2:14 PM - [THE]Crest112[λ]: he is banned
2:15 PM - [-TSG-] raw_bean: [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: but i didnt’ see the amazing msg of ban…oh well <- unfortunately, banning doesn’t give the same cool message feedback as kicking
2:15 PM - [CAKEPSI]SaVaNt: aww
2:25 PM - [-TSG-] raw_bean: [CAKEPSI]SaVaNt: Belive me, if I were an application, I would never crash on you :S <- <3
18:17 - Soup: SPAMVITES
6: 36 PM - James Kane: Banhammer, go to nearest store, tell them you has gun and would like free money
6:49 PM - Kajshgfka: whats with the cakepsi?
6:49 PM - Kajshgfka: is that BM’s new clan symbol?
Tom’s Taco Tacos Nachoz
7:01 PM - [-TSG-] raw_bean: I put some taco in your taco so you can nacho while you nacho
7:01 PM - [-TSG-] raw_bean:
7:01 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: D:
7:01 PM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: ohgod i laughed at that irl
7:01 PM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: WHYY
7:01 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: haha nice one raw
7:02 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: now Tom, where are our Taco Tacos Nachoz?!!
7:02 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: waaaaaaa
7:02 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: oh
7:02 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: right
7:02 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: giggity
[SJ!] Keresh left chat.
7:02 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive:
7:02 PM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: WHAT
7:02 PM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: that coward!
[SJ!] Keresh entered chat.
7:02 PM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: HEY YOU
7:02 PM - [-TSG-] raw_bean: OH DHIT
7:02 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: oh wait
7:02 PM - [-TSG-] raw_bean: HE’S BACK
7:02 PM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: GIVE US TACO NACHOS
7:02 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: the stores are closed
7:02 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: it’s 1 am
7:02 PM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer:
7:03 PM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: then make some yourself
7:03 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: GIMEE SOME
7:03 PM - [-TSG-] raw_bean: maek nachoz plox
7:03 PM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: no excuses, young man!
part2.
New Flash on News Worldwide!
7:25 PM - RaMMsTeIn: soo i really cant wait for the black mesa mod to come out i would run through the streets nude if the game would come out early
7:25 PM - RaMMsTeIn: ^_____^
7:25 PM - "awsgames: do it
7:26 PM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: 19:25 - RaMMsTeIn: soo i really cant wait for the black mesa mod to come out i would run through the streets nude if the game would come out early -> yeah, same here
7:26 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: run nake?
7:26 PM - "awsgames: you do it too
7:26 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: oO
7:26 PM - "awsgames: even if doesnt come out early
7:26 PM - Spooks: -> yeah, same here
7:26 PM - RaMMsTeIn: yep
7:26 PM - Spooks: Ooer.
7:26 PM - RaMMsTeIn: ide even do it sober
7:26 PM - RaMMsTeIn:
7:26 PM - Krimsan: im running through the streets naked right now actually
7:26 PM - RaMMsTeIn: lo.
7:26 PM - "awsgames: someone ghet a camera!
7:26 PM - RaMMsTeIn: nice
7:26 PM - CrAzY: with ur laptop?
7:26 PM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: I would totally run naked
7:26 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: wireless?
7:27 PM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: just to get the damn game
7:27 PM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer:
7:27 PM - "awsgames: someone get a camera!
7:27 PM - RaMMsTeIn: i would even run through the presidents office nude
7:27 PM - RaMMsTeIn: ^.^
7:27 PM - Krimsan: lol everyone was making a big deal about that fly
7:28 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: fly to iran and run nude? screaming Black Mesa?
7:28 PM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: 19:28 - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: fly to iran and run nude? screaming Black Mesa? -> i would
7:28 PM - RaMMsTeIn: yep
7:28 PM - James Kane: I have
7:28 PM - "awsgames: someone get a camera!
7:29 PM - RaMMsTeIn: yea cause you realy would want to see it
7:29 PM - Krimsan: enough with the camera
7:29 PM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: 19:28 - James Kane: I have -> zomgwtfbbq
Once again Cakepsi in question.
7:55 PM - Krimsan: wtf is cakepsi is it a clan or somthing?
7:55 PM - James Kane: yes
7:55 PM - James Kane: 'its blackmesa’s rival
7:55 PM - Krimsan: ahhh
7:55 PM - Spooks: Two cults.
7:55 PM - Spooks: One clash.
7:56 PM - Krimsan: you tricky bastard
7:56 PM - Spooks: No winners.
7:56 PM - James Kane: lots of profit
7:56 PM - Spooks: “There’s gonna be blood. There’s gonna be pepsi. Spilled on the floor.”
9:19 PM - Krimsan: wtf
9:19 PM - Krimsan: what does pepsi mean
9:19 PM - Krimsan: where am i
9:20 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: but it has something to do with Hyper scaring off ppl from the chat
During the time when Steam acting up badly.
9:28 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: oh god we are in alternative world than the rest of 11 in chat
[SJ!] Keresh disconnected.
9:28 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: NOOOOOO
9:28 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: KERESH!!!
9:28 PM - Krimsan: hes gone just let it go
9:28 PM - Krimsan: lol
9:28 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: NOOO
9:28 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: NEVER!!
9:29 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: keresh come back
9:29 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: come back to our alternative world!!
[SJ!] Keresh entered chat.
9:29 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: don’t leave
9:29 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: oh god
9:29 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: he’s still offline
9:29 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: you back!!
9:29 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: wtf
9:29 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: well yeah
9:29 PM - Krimsan: Keresh what was it like out there
9:29 PM - Krimsan: lol
9:29 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: cold and scary
9:30 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: i was scared keresh!!
9: 36 PM - CrAzY: did a whole bunch of people suddenly leave?
9: 37 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: more like chat froze in time…
9: 37 PM - Krimsan: we’ve entered another dimension known only as the twilight zone
9: 37 PM - CrAzY: awesoem
9:59 PM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: whateva, just go back to mapmakin’ <3
9:59 PM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: NAO
9:59 PM - Cpl.1nsane<3: yes my lord
11:12 PM - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: cakepsi nitepsi insanepsi !! lololol
Lastly,
11:27 PM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: hyper: ima gonna do it myself, I AM POSSESSIVE. IT IS LAMSEY’S VOICE. HE BELONGS TO ME.
argh too much quotes argh…must stop damn it.
I’m not reading all of that…
Read only the quotes involving Keresh
LimaAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee: does that mean gordon is going to play with me?
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12:53 AM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: YES GIVE IT TO ME
:jizz:
3:01 AM - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: OMG YES MAN GRIND ME
:jizz:
Due to the nature of the incident, I unfortunately do not have a quote. I’ll paraphrase:
BFH kicked LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee
BFH kicked [CAKEPSI] Banhammer
BFH kicked [CAKEPSI] Masterhyperactive
BFH kicked about 10 other people
You have been kicked from the chat.
Log courtesy of 1nsane:
[color=gray]03:35 - LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee: 1nsane: https://xkcd.com/411/
[color=gray]03:36 - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: ooh , ooh, can i click lamsey’s link?
[color=gray]03:36 - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer:
[color=gray]LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee was kicked by Cpl.1nsane<3.
[color=gray]03:36 - Cpl.1nsane<3: untz untz ;;
[color=gray]03:36 - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive:
[color=gray]03:36 - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: OMG
[color=gray]03:36 - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: OMGOMG
[color=gray]LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee entered chat.
[color=gray]03:36 - brokenfridgehinge: FOR VALHALLA!!!
[color=gray]03:36 - LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee: <3
[color=gray]03:36 - Cpl.1nsane<3: 03:36 - Cpl.1nsane<3: untz untz ;;
[color=gray][BAY] Hell Berzerker was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
chazzhay was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
03:36 - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: D:
[color=gray]GARD was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
03:37 - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: what just happened? i turned away from the screen for few secs…
[color=gray][CAKEPSI] Banhammer was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
03:37 - LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee: what the
[color=gray]03:37 - Cpl.1nsane<3: :o
[color=gray][CAKEPSI] brother.shrike was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
03:37 - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: uhh
[color=gray][CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
CrAzY was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
03:37 - LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee braces
LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
03:37 - [TWP]Flash-Killer[R.I.P Max :’(]: Don’t kill me!
[color=gray]RaMMsTeIn was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
chazzhay entered chat.
LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee entered chat.
[SHU] Raptor02 {VGC}~ was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
[TWP]Flash-Killer[R.I.P Max :’(] was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee entered chat.
03:37 - brokenfridgehinge: VALHALLA!!!
[color=gray]03:37 - Cpl.1nsane<3: fridge seems to be having fun
[color=gray]03:37 - LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee was kicked from the chat by brokenfridgehinge
[TWP]Flash-Killer[R.I.P Max :’(] entered chat.
RaMMsTeIn entered chat.
[CAKEPSI] brother.shrike entered chat.
03:37 - chazzhay: some ones gone mad with power
[color=gray]brokenfridgehinge disconnected.
:fffuuu:
Due to the nature of the incident, I unfortunately do not have a quote. I’ll paraphrase:
BFH kicked LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee
BFH kicked [CAKEPSI] Banhammer
BFH kicked [CAKEPSI] Masterhyperactive
BFH kicked about 10 other people
You have been kicked from the chat.
edit not working?
03:36 - brokenfridgehinge: FOR VALHALLA!!!
03:36 - LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee: <3
03:36 - Cpl.1nsane<3: 03:36 - Cpl.1nsane<3: untz untz ;;
03:36 - RaMMsTeIn: i think that babies should be abortable up until 2 years.
<Red_Dog> 2 years? I say 18.
[BAY] Hell Berzerker was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
chazzhay was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
03:36 - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: D:
GARD was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
03:37 - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: what just happened? i turned away from the screen for few secs…
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
03:37 - LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee: what the
03:37 - Cpl.1nsane<3: :o
[CAKEPSI] brother.shrike was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
03:37 - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive: uhh
[CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
CrAzY was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
03:37 - LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee braces
LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
03:37 - [TWP]Flash-Killer[R.I.P Max :’(]: Don’t kill me!
RaMMsTeIn was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
chazzhay entered chat.
LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee entered chat.
[SHU] Raptor02 {VGC}~ was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
[TWP]Flash-Killer[R.I.P Max :’(] was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee was kicked by brokenfridgehinge.
LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee entered chat.
03:37 - brokenfridgehinge: VALHALLA!!!
03:37 - Cpl.1nsane<3: fridge seems to be having fun
03:37 - LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee was kicked from the chat by brokenfridgehinge
[TWP]Flash-Killer[R.I.P Max :’(] entered chat.
RaMMsTeIn entered chat.
[CAKEPSI] brother.shrike entered chat.
03:37 - chazzhay: some ones gone mad with power
03:37 - RaMMsTeIn: …
brokenfridgehinge disconnected.
03:38 - [CAKEPSI] brother.shrike: icwatudidthar
03:38 - Cpl.1nsane<3: lol
03:38 - RaMMsTeIn: lolz
03:38 - RaMMsTeIn: and then he leaves
03:38 - Cpl.1nsane<3: 03:36 - Cpl.1nsane<3: untz untz ;;
03:38 - [CAKEPSI] brother.shrike: now we’re all cat veterans
03:38 - Cpl.1nsane<3:
03:38 - [CAKEPSI] brother.shrike: *chat
@lamsey: YOU ARE NINJA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1ey8EnVSiA
[IFYMLN]RaMMsTeIn: i think im in love
[CAKEPSI] brother.shrike: [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: dont need dirty pix personally, but whateva rocks yer boat <- but we do. so, whaddya say?
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: with who
[TWP]Flash-Killer[R.I.P Max :’(]: His hand
[TWP]Flash-Killer[R.I.P Max :’(]:
[CAKEPSI] brother.shrike: haha
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: LOL
[CAKEPSI] brother.shrike: well played
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: you use yer feet to masturbate?