BMS steam chat moments

[Flash-Killer]

LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee: lol flash you are an epic lurker
LiamAlphaMikeSierraEchoYankee: you know everything, lol

[TWP]Flash-Killer[R.I.P Max :’(]: Lamsey is a pretty cool guy. Eh runs away and doesn’t afraid of anything
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: wat
[CAKEPSI] brother.shrike: haha

[TheOneAndOnly]

CornetTheory: every time someone asks when it will come out, we add a minute to the release date
CornetTheory: that’s why we have taken this long

That explains it… :’(

[RandomSpoon]

@Jokerine

CornetTheory: every time someone asks when it will come out, we add a minute to the release date
CornetTheory: that’s why we have taken this long

That explains it… :’(

So basically the mod should have been out in 2006.

[Nosehole]

Crazy: i sleepy at 8:00 Pm
Nosehole: TO EARLY
samzala: nosehole, ever heard of work?
Nosehole: no, what is this?
Nosehole: can one eat it?
Lamsey: i hear it can lead to putting food on the table, yes
samzala: you does not eat work directly, but with work it is made possible to eat
Nosehole: oh
samzala: you does not wtf
Nosehole: sounds fun
Nosehole: where can I get one of these work
Nosehole: things
samzala: you can also accuire alcohol with enough work
Nosehole: !!
Nosehole: WANT
samzala: you can search for it in supermarkets and flee markets
samzala: work, i mean
Nosehole: hmm
Nosehole: is it expensive?
samzala: it costs sweat and musclepower
Nosehole:
samzala: and maybe some headaches, depending on the work
Nosehole: that does not sound good at all…

:hmph:

Nosehole:
Nosehole: loev is ovar?
samzala: what love
Nosehole: ours
Nosehole <3 samzala
samzala: wtf NOO GO AWAY
Nosehole:
samzala: PEDOOOO POLIICEE HEEELP
Nosehole: YOU ARE SO CRUEL I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS REAL I LOVED YOU YOU LIEING BASTARD
samzala: this is weird i’m outta here
samzala left chat.
Nosehole:

[Lamsey]

7:26 PM - =NG= Siggers: i dont know much

QFT!

[Siggs]

:retard:
.

[TheOneAndOnly]

@RandomSpoon

So basically the mod should have been out in 2006.

Apparently so, yeah. Darn, I swear I am going to BITE whoever dares ask that question next.

[Lamsey]

So, when’s the mod coming out then?

[Lamsey]

8:51 PM - Ballsopt: I LOVE COCK

:fffuuu:

edit:

8:54 PM - Ballsopt: flaky crust
8:54 PM - Ballsopt: just like my COCK

:fffuuu: :fffuuu: :fffuuu: :fffuuu: :fffuuu:

and again:

8:57 PM - Ballsopt: I LIKE DICK
8:57 PM - Ballsopt: IN MY MOUTH

:jizz:

[Ballsopt]

LAMSEY.

[mattemuse]

that emoticon is a mess

[Soup]

@Jokerine

Apparently so, yeah. Darn, I swear I am going to BITE whoever dares ask that question next.

You new kids grow up so fast…

[geekofalltrades]

@Jokerine

Apparently so, yeah. Darn, I swear I am going to BITE whoever dares ask that question next.

Remind me to ask you when the mod comes out next time I’m in chat. :jizz:

[Suggestive]

Abridged quotage

Lamsey: it’s right nest to this window, lol
[MEDIC]Süggestive: Nest!
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: NEST
[MEDIC]Süggestive nests
Lamsey: hush you
Lamsey: wait
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer nests
[MEDIC]Süggestive: NEST!
Lamsey: where are you nesting
=NG= Siggers nexts
=NG= Siggers: damn
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: LOL
Lamsey: lol siggs, wp
[MEDIC]Süggestive: combo broken
=NG= Siggers: spelling, err, win?
Lamsey: win indeed

[Siggs]

@lamsey

Then, before you know it, there’s a bear with its cock in your ass

:fffuuu:
.

[geekofalltrades]

Ballsopt: tho i could just walk over
Ballsopt: she lives in Magnolia
geekofalltrades: that’s not creepy or stalkerish that you know that at all
FrauKlorix entered chat.
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: hahaha
Ballsopt: nup, nup
geekofalltrades: >.>
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: that’s stalker all right
Ballsopt: neeeepleees
Ballsopt: GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
geekofalltrades: what, this is the guy?
FrauKlorix left chat.
geekofalltrades: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ballsopt: lol
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: LOL
Mr.Murdoch</3: hah

[Nosehole]

Chat is empty

EDIT: Not any more!

Margaret Thatcher:
President Barack Obama entered chat.
Spooks: YEAH, IT’S ON NOW
President Barack Obama: SO WE MEET AGAIN MARGARET
Margaret Thatcher:
Margaret Thatcher: I am shocked and appaled
Margaret Thatcher: by your presence
President Barack Obama: I am pissed and aroused
President Barack Obama: by your presence
Margaret Thatcher: aroused?
Margaret Thatcher: Good!
President Barack Obama: Yes
President Barack Obama: Want a lil sumthin sumthin?
Margaret Thatcher: I require a big negroid penis in me
samzala: oh god, the mental image, it hurts
President Barack Obama: aight den
President Barack Obama: bend over
President Barack Obama: CAUSE HERE COMES THE GRAVY TRAIN MARY JANE
Margaret Thatcher bends over
Margaret Thatcher: Oooh yessss!
President Barack Obama begins to stick his big Presidental Power in her
Spooks: WE’RE WITNESSING THE WRITING OF HISTORY HERE, FOLKS
Margaret Thatcher is very amused
samzala: more like humping of history, amirite
President Barack Obama begins to prod her as he makes himself a ham sandwhich
samzala: don’t forget the chicken
Margaret Thatcher: IIIIII LIIIIIIKE THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Margaret Thatcher orgasms
President Barack Obama: OH YEAH
President Barack Obama: DO IT
Margaret Thatcher: YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH
President Barack Obama is about to come
President Barack Obama: I’M COMING
President Barack Obama: I
President Barack Obama: 'M COMING
President Barack Obama: CHARGE ME DOCTOR
Spooks begins to play “Sabre Dance”.
Margaret Thatcher: POUR YOUR PRESIDENTIAL SOUCE IN ME!! DOO EET!!
samzala: weirdos
samzala left chat.

[Duck]

@Nosehole

Chat is empty

Margaret Thatcher:
President Barack Obama entered chat.
Spooks: YEAH, IT’S ON NOW
President Barack Obama: SO WE MEET AGAIN MARGARET
Margaret Thatcher:
Margaret Thatcher: I am shocked and appaled
Margaret Thatcher: by your presence
President Barack Obama: I am pissed and aroused
President Barack Obama: by your presence
Margaret Thatcher: aroused?
Margaret Thatcher: Good!
President Barack Obama: Yes
President Barack Obama: Want a lil sumthin sumthin?
Margaret Thatcher: I require a big negroid penis in me
samzala: oh god, the mental image, it hurts
President Barack Obama: aight den
President Barack Obama: bend over
President Barack Obama: CAUSE HERE COMES THE GRAVY TRAIN MARY JANE
Margaret Thatcher bends over
Margaret Thatcher: Oooh yessss!
President Barack Obama begins to stick his big Presidental Power in her
Spooks: WE’RE WITNESSING THE WRITING OF HISTORY HERE, FOLKS
Margaret Thatcher is very amused
samzala: more like humping of history, amirite
President Barack Obama begins to prod her as he makes himself a ham sandwhich
samzala: don’t forget the chicken
Margaret Thatcher: IIIIII LIIIIIIKE THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Margaret Thatcher orgasms
President Barack Obama: OH YEAH
President Barack Obama: DO IT
Margaret Thatcher: YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEAAAAAAAAAAH
President Barack Obama is about to come
President Barack Obama: I’M COMING
President Barack Obama: I
President Barack Obama: 'M COMING
President Barack Obama: CHARGE ME DOCTOR
Spooks begins to play “Sabre Dance”.
Margaret Thatcher: POUR YOUR PRESIDENTIAL SOUCE IN ME!! DOO EET!!
samzala: weirdos
samzala left chat.
EDIT: Not any more!

lold

[Spooks]

Oi, but there be more!

samzala: weirdos
samzala left chat.
President Barack Obama comes in her
Margaret Thatcher: THAT’S IT
Margaret Thatcher: GIVE ME YOUR JUICE
President Barack Obama gives her his juice box
Margaret Thatcher: Mmmmh, soo delightful
Lamsey: this is wrong in so many ways
President Barack Obama: ready to go again?
Margaret Thatcher: Any time you want Barack baby
President Barack Obama: alright let’s try the jackhammer
Margaret Thatcher: Sounds like fuHRRRRNG!!
Margaret Thatcher has a heart attack
President Barack Obama: OH GOD
President Barack Obama: OH GOD
President Barack Obama: WHAT AM I GONNA DO
President Barack Obama: WHAT AM I GONNA DO
President Barack Obama: WHAT AM I GONNA DO
Lamsey: loot the body
President Barack Obama searches the body for money
President Barack Obama finds a birth certificate
President Barack Obama: What’s this?
President Barack Obama reads the certificate
President Barack Obama: Margaret Obama
President Barack Obama: Q_Q
President Barack Obama: Mommy?
Margaret Thatcher: Barack, I am your mother
President Barack Obama: BUT
President Barack Obama: YOU JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK
President Barack Obama: AND WE JUST
President Barack Obama: OH GOD
President Barack Obama: OH GOD
Margaret Thatcher: EMBRACE THE DARK SIDE!! …oh, wait…
President Barack Obama: You already did

[Nosehole]

Didn’t want to post it all at once - woulda been tl:dr. :3