BMS steam chat moments

[Keresh]

@Spooks

I PUSH YOU OVER BREEDGE!
I KEEL YOU!

Hi John, Helloooooo!

[MasterHyperActive]

@Keresh

MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: 11:53 PM - [SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: hyper loves COCKSI -->
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: sorry habit i must have picked up from here…
11:53 PM - [SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber:

Trimmed.

:fffuuu:

@raw_bean

@geekofalltrades

I don’t know to whom the task of appointing moderators falls, but it’d probably be better to have more than one. :fffuuu:

There are, it’s just getting them in there.

@SassyRobot

The chat is so fucking useless it’s unbelievable. You’d think a troll directly saying “I’m trolling” might actually get kicked but apparently not.

Last time in there tonight I do believe, it’s just pointless repetitive arguments and I get enough of that at work, I’m not going to choose to do it in my freetime too.

I tend to agree, so I’m going to take a more active role in it from now on, but I need people to help me. Even when I’m online I’m not going to sit in there all the time, and even when I’m in there I might be doing something else like gaming, emailing or whatever. Just as with the forums here I’d like to ask everyone to please bring things to my attention if there’s a problem/troll/whatever. If I’m in the chat online but not responding, hit me with a private message to get my attention. If I’m not online and it’s serious copy and save the offending messages and PM them to me or brokenfridgehinge and we’ll see what we can do.

My opinion,

1:10 PM - [-ODB-] Ezekiel Eats Red Hoodie: raw_bean is now playing left 4 dead
1:10 PM - [-ODB-] Ezekiel Eats Red Hoodie: WTFuuuuuuck
1:10 PM - Lamsey: keresh: shush and get that faq rewritten
1:10 PM - Lamsey: it’s a state
1:10 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: i mean the new guy should of read the rules and such, common sense. but he took the lazy way…
1:11 PM - Eric Fong: raw and fridge these two moderator is making me cry.
1:11 PM - Lamsey: i would do it myself but bean ignored my pm asking for the source :-p
1:11 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: hahaha
1:11 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: which reminds me
1:11 PM - [-ODB-] Ezekiel Eats Red Hoodie: Eric Fong: raw and fridge these two moderator is making me cry. <— fail grammar is fail
1:11 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: I need to talk with bean soon
1:11 PM - Eric Fong: why just they can’t forgot it
1:11 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: i vote for more chat admins…who are here 24/7
1:11 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive dont’ vote me…
1:11 PM - [-ODB-] Ezekiel Eats Red Hoodie: mememememmeme
1:11 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: hmm
1:12 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: I vote for
1:12 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: dammit hyper
1:12 PM - samzala: imma here quite often

get those admins in work. what purpose of being admin when not in use of the position? :fffuuu: lol

1:26 PM - Eric Fong: got to sleep sayonana(goodbye)
Eric Fong left chat.
1:26 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: cakepsi nitepsi eric
1:26 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: oh damn it
1:27 PM - Lamsey: gotta go, see you later folks
Lamsey left chat.
1:27 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: cakepsi
1:27 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: ah dammit!!
1:27 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: arghhh
1:27 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: chat function needs key binds…!!

Rotten Freeman left chat.
1:49 PM - awsgames: “iI otta break a broomhandle off in your ass”
1:50 PM - awsgames: *I
1:50 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: well the smell of rotten is gone…
1:50 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: lol
Rotten Freeman entered chat.
1:50 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: now i can breathe
1:50 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: oh damn
1:50 PM - awsgames: “Something smells rotten a round here”
Rotten Freeman left chat.
1:51 PM - awsgames: “Blow it out your ass!”
1:51 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: now i can breathe…the rotten smell is gone
1:51 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: oh geez…was i mean? oops

1:52 PM - samzala: anyone know where i quoted that post of mine? i’ll give you a hint, it’s a movie
1:52 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: what is the quote again?
1:52 PM - Cocoajoe die
1:52 PM - samzala: samzala: i’ll shove a bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle
1:52 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: hmmm…
1:52 PM - Cocoajoe: I was gonna say Meet the Spartans
1:52 PM - Cocoajoe: xD
1:52 PM - samzala: nopes
1:52 PM - samzala: another hint, it’s an old movie
1:52 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: actors/actress hints?
1:53 PM - samzala: actor. can’t remember name
1:53 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: got it
1:53 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: hahaha
1:53 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: the warriors
1:53 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: 1979
1:53 PM - samzala: god damn google
1:53 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: xD
1:53 PM - awsgames: lol
1:53 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: it was from ajax
1:54 PM - samzala: hmph. no awards given tonight
samzala left chat.
1:54 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: what hey!
1:54 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: aw

1:56 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8buq78XJXn4 haha
1:56 PM - awsgames: that guy looks like a douchebag
1:56 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: its 1979 movie…
1:56 PM - awsgames: so
1:56 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive:
1:56 PM - Cocoajoe: Ugh what a douche
1:57 PM - awsgames: that doesnt give him any reason to look like a douchebag
1:57 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: maybe he is one in that movie
1:57 PM - awsgames: he sure looks like one in that movie
1:58 PM - awsgames: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIQr5W4AGcI&feature=related
1:58 PM - awsgames: thweres some cool music to listen too
1:58 PM - awsgames: *theres
1:58 PM - awsgames: to
1:59 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: bloody tears
1:59 PM - awsgames: yeah
1:59 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: now if it was some hunky guy there i would drool…
1:59 PM - awsgames: lol
1:59 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: but since i am female…i can’t drool like guys would
1:59 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive:
1:59 PM - awsgames: haha
1:59 PM - awsgames: that made me laugh
2:00 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: if it was Cloudage…or jack fair…then yes i would be zomfg
2:00 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: zack
2:00 PM - awsgames: Final Fantasy 7 is epic

oh god too much chat logs in quotes but at least i broke them into parts…

[TastesLikeChicken]

@Siggs

I’m not reading all of that, I’m sure its not all funny, trim it maybe?
.

Don’t worry, it isnt.

[mini_bunney]

rzl entered chat.
Knights of Ni: sucki sucki 5 dolla
ExplosiveBacon: I rove dog meat. It’s dericious
rzl left chat.

:what:

[Savant]

4:44 PM - [CAKEPSI]SaVaNt: I like rape
4:44 PM - Г̶е̶Р̶а̶С̶и̶М̶ ๖ۣۜR๖ۣۜU๖ۣۜS: yes
4:44 PM - =NG= Siggers: this year

hm?

[MasterHyperActive]

4:44 PM - [CAKEPSI]SaVaNt: I like rape
4:44 PM - Г̶е̶Р̶а̶С̶и̶М̶ ๖ۣۜR๖ۣۜU๖ۣۜS: yes
4:44 PM - =NG= Siggers: this year

rofl

EDIT: oh i ninja’d i blame my home connection . it went slow >:

[MasterHyperActive]

5:15 PM - Spooks: (and I didn’t see the house, the website was too pink for me)
5:15 PM - samzala: spooks: i thought it was a porn site at first glance
5:15 PM - =NG= Siggers: this sounds like a plan
5:15 PM - =NG= Siggers: WAIT

EDIT: oh god double posting…what was i thinking…argh…

[TheOneAndOnly]

18:36 - [CAKEPSI] MasterHyperActive:
18:36 - [CAKEPSI]Calgar | a bullet: D:

A perfect ying-yang.

[Spooks]

Spooks: To block, or not to block: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous spammage,
Or to take arms against a sea of idiots,
And by opposing end them? To block: to silence;
No more; and by a block to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That eyes are heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To block, to silence;
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: wut
[-TSG-] raw_bean: lol
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: hahaha wow
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer cries
[-TSG-] raw_bean: shakespear’s well know quotes about blocking
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: that was beautiful

[Soup]

Spooks brings us the true monologue of Hamlet!

[Lamsey]

(in TF2)
Lamsey: It’s probably because my ping’s lower than yours
Sanford: What? No, your ping is miles higher than mine
Sanford: Oh wait, no, that’s your score

[Lamsey]

OmgStonedkid entered chat. (Blocked.)
OmgStonedkid left chat. (Blocked.)

Good times.

[Nosehole]

why is it that so many annoying people started to show up in the chat recently?
I mean I just threw my first ever steam block at someone yesterday and there’s another candidate right there…

SAX MAN: CAPSLOCK???
SAX MAN: WHAT CAPSLOCK
SAX MAN: https://www.bash.org/?random
SAX MAN: HURRRAAAAY FOR RANDOM CAPS
SAX MAN: ERRRRR
SAX MAN: QUOTES
AngrE M0nkE: PLAY IT SAX MAN
SAX MAN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX_eHKqDwZ0
AngrE M0nkE: SAX MAAAAAAAN
SAX MAN: SCREAM HULLLALUA THE SAX MANS GOT MY SOUL
SAX MAN: TAKE IT SAX MAN
SAX MAN: HELL BE RIGHT WITH YOU FOLKS
Nosehole frowns apon the number of upper case letters in this chat.
SAX MAN: WHAT CAPS
SAX MAN: ???
AngrE M0nkE frowns constantly
SAX MAN: MY KEYBOARD DOES NOT HAVE THIS CAPS LOCK THAT YOU SPEAK OF
Nosehole: Then maybe your shift key is stuck?
SAX MAN: OR DOES IT OH WAIT THIS HELPS
SAX MAN: HURRAY
Nosehole: not really
SAX MAN: ^_____________^% I FOUND MY CAPSLOCK

:hmph:

EDIT:

SAX MAN: WONDERFULL SPAM
SAX MAN: SPAMMITY SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
etc.

Block #2 in T minus 3…2…1…

[TheOneAndOnly]

Hahaha, sometimes I abuse capslock too. Now I feel guilty…

[AngrE_M0nkE]

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[TheOneAndOnly]

17:23 - Lamsey: rubbing the t-shirt seems to do the trick
17:23 - Spooks: THANK YOUUU

[Soup]

Soup: delete Spooks instead!
Spooks: ^Makes every map better.

[TheOneAndOnly]

18:17 - [Sugg]cheeky-chimp: I appear to have balls
18:17 - [Sugg]cheeky-chimp: this is most odd

:fffuuu:

[Spooks]

[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: Spooks: Oh my, this thing’s long!
Sven: thats what i was about to say

OOOERRR.

[TheOneAndOnly]

19:17 - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: I SEE YOU AT THE CHAT THREAD SPOOKS
19:17 - [CAKEPSI] Banhammer: DONT DO IT

…Damnit. Too late.