Black Mesa vs. Aperture Science

Half-Life Series
#101

I guess working for Aperture wouldn’t be so bad if you didn’t show up the day GLaDOS released the toxins.

Which got me thinking, why do they have nurotoxins all over that facility in the first place?

#102

Why does Black Mesa have a giant box smashing room? So they have a way to spend all that funding money on something other than shower curtains and donuts which will be eaten before most workers get any.

#103

Because Cave Johnson is completely insane. More reason not to work there.

#104

Definately Black Mesa. The ability to stand there all day while doing nothing but riding a funky tram system through a giant secret base and searching for donuts and still getting paid more than 99% of other people in the world. Sounds good to me.

Also my first post here, though I’ve been lurking around for quite a while. So hey :slight_smile:

#105

welcome to forums then.

Also black mesa has 1 thing wich apperture will never have: A insane robotic security turrets attached to the roof, aperture only got them in the floor :stuck_out_tongue:

What I don’t understand is: the roof turrets are from property of black mesa, why do they attack it’s workers too then?

#106

IIRC the marines had already reached the facility at the time of the first sentry in Office Complex and had hacked all of the security system.

#107

BM has Barney’s offering you beers so…[/overusedreference]

#108

Naw, I’m pretty sure the sentries just shoot any organic life-form that passes in front of its sensors, be it alien, soldier, or hamster.

#109

I wold wurk at appurture sience.
Tey give joo toilet, bed and radio!!

#110

Aperture science definately. When they make portals, everything goes fine, and everything gets awesome. When Black Mesa builds portals, aliens come in and kill everyone.

#111

But Glados’d watch you fap.

#112

black mesa.

aperture’s turret defence system can’t do anything right. you can dance around them like catz’s avatar kitten and every time when they hit GLaDOS they are like “damn, sorry, mrs. GLaDOS… i’m just gonna… crawl back into my hole, okay?”

#113

balck meas. Aperture sucks olololololollololol

BTW awesome signature mouserider

#114

I really agree :smiley:

#115

How is that a bad thing?

:jizz:

#116

Well, she’s a robot, and she’d kill you because of fapping because she’s a robot.

#117

This thread is going downhill really fast.
/killed

#118

Aperture rocket turrets can be attached to the ceiling to. :stuck_out_tongue:

And again, GlaDOS was only turned on right at the end, so you’d be too busy trying to breathe neurotoxins to worry about her watching you touch yourself.

#119

Chell :hmph:

#120

The real horror for her will be when she gets out of ApSci and realizes she’s the last living person on earth.

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