Trick please 
Forgive me my fellow gentlemen, I could not join this delightful noble conversation because I just returned from my trip to fabulous country of Spain to buy some cucumbers.
My good fellow, did you just mention the country ofā¦ Spain?
As inā¦ The Iberian Peninsula?
I say, liquid precipitation predominately cascades in copious and luxuriant quantities upon grassy expanses of champaign ensconced in the Iberian Peninsular Kingdom of Spain.
This chamber of speech requires an exorcism performed to rid the beast of that which is Spain.
do not be so quick to render such disrespect on so beautiful a nation!
Indeed, for truly it is a noble and proud nation, and your words are great and terrible blasphemy! No true gentleman would speak them!
Verily, I would not have foreseen this thread still having a cardiac rhythm. I do, however, highly appreciate that it still is alive.
Greetings good sirs, may I enquire as to the current topic of debate currently occurring within this communal messenger pigeon extravaganza?
We are currently discussing the matter of spain. Please, do not hesitate to participate in our current discourse.
Indeed, sir. If you do not wish to participate, please leave us be.
It has come to my awareness that this topic of discourse, as mandated by its title, is for those becoming gentlemen (as opposed to those which are already of high calibre). Having now recognized the nature of this series of communiques, I no longer feel welcome to partake in such banter. As such, this shall be my concluding sentence here.
Gentleman Tiki, do not forget that gentleman as a high a caliber such as ourselves must teach the newer gentlemen! 
True, good sir. We must be the signposts, the maps, the roads, the markings, the little things guiding others to the path of gentlemanly enlightenment.
Indeed dear fellows, an idle Gentleman never hesitates to lend assistance to any who request it.
I propose a toast! To (rot)(fodder for creating such a refined thread with the imponderably noble purpose of enlightening our fellows to gentleman status!
I abhor his action. A gentleman is born, not made. The intolerable impoverished among us can do nothing to improve their social status, and this thread is thus a bad joke. Please, Mr. Fodder, for the sake of our society, close this foolishness at once.
Dear Sir Random, I beg your pardon for using a soubriquet such as this.
āManners maketh manā.
Words uttered by William of Wykeham, the founder of Oxford, a true gentleman in a time of beastly attire. Being the motto of Oxford, a veritable stithy of many fine gentlemen, you should reconsider your estimation and judgments.[size=-1]
It is by politeness, etiquette and charity that society is saved from falling into a heap of savagery. And not by birth or class.
Have a fine day, my orgulous friend.
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It has come to my attention, that you fine gentlemen, are all, in fact, nothing but people of low class and even lower manners who also happen to have very strong feelings of affection and lust for other gentlemen.
I believe this to be the absolute truth and I will not change my beliefs unless one of you fine gentlemen is able to form up a credible rebuttal to those most factual claims.