That is what happens when you let commoners buy nobility.
I find the very notion that you appear to be insinuating rather offal in itself, if I do say so myself. One truly of upper class, partaking in true gentlemanship, (such as myself) knows by nature it is not like a gentleman at all to question whether others are; and although what you put forth may be true on many counts one must conduct themselves not as someone who belittles non-gentlemen, but as one who is above such vestigial brothel nippers.
You and them alike uttering such shameful nonsense will be drug into the streets and clubbed as near to the precipice of death without succumbing as we may take you; then have you and your knickers strung to an automobile and drove off down a gravel road.
Im in intense agreement with Sir Medevilae, us true gentlemen are few in number. It is in our best interest and self preservation to elevate the masses around us so that they too can bask in the refined glory of gentlemanship! If we are to descend into a level of depravity by taunting them, and denouncing them as non-gentleman then we resign ourselves to a violent flogging and public humiliation!
A true gentleman never leaves out an apostrophe or commits a comma splice.
That’s utter balderdash, frankly.
Kudos! We are barely worth of raising our hats to you and your exceptional use of the English language (as well as to your creativy in regard to acts of painfulness, good sir). I hereby declare my deliberation to exalt you into the office of a gentleman in exemplo. Everyone in favour speak his Aye!
Hear, hear!
My word, when did gentlemen such as ourselves gain this British styled “Thurston Howell” accent? Bollocks! We need not speak like this to look gentlemanly, do we?
Cheerio!
What if I don’t want to be a gentleman?
Dayum knee grow. Day be like 5 pages o’ dat gentlemen shiz up in heya. Keep it Klassy bitches
Sir, I have lived for many years and never before in my life I have ever read such a fine rebuttal against such accusations.
Bravo, sir! You managed to change my mind. I no longer believe you fine gentlemen have strong feelings of affection and lust for other gentlemen alike, nor do I believe that you are of low class and even lower manners.
I apologize for making such claims and hope we can live in a permanent state of harmony and trust.
Although I am not as gentleman as any of you here, I am glad to be here.
Smashing!