Australia’s always been that way.
I don’t see why you’re complaining, that happens here all the time.
Austalia is a British colony filled with the filth of the earth that wasn’t allowed to live in the UK (their criminals). So whatever they do, it’ll be 10 times worse than their British counterparts.
Whenever the British leave their silly island, they cause chaos, uproar and riots.
Probably a bluebottle, although I may have walked over some incredibly dangerous spiders and snakes in my time.
This trick is in the pronounciation. The sexual term is spoken with clipped British tone of “Mait”. The companion term is a long drawn out word spoken in the ocker version of the person’s accent. (eg the Australian “moiggghhhtt!”)
Not always, although we do love our coal power stations and nuclear testing sites.
Filth of the earth? A lot of convicts were deported for single charges of stealing bread or a pair of shoes.
They have to leave home to do that?
They do.
You best be trollin’.
No we don’t need to leave the co untry, we can fuck things up from here.
I was bitten by a King Brown last year.
Ah that sucks.
On a scale from 1 to 5; how painful was the bite and how venomous is it?
What about a platypus? I hear those are deadly 
I rate the bite a 4, it hurt like a bitch, but it wasn’t too bad.
And about the venom, this should have your answer.
Thankfully I had my camera with me, I used the strap as a tornique. (did I spell that right?)
Nice.
I doubt I could last a day in the outback.
I once got stung by a wasp in my eye 
I cried like a motherfucker.
Then again, I was 8.
Oh jesus :fffuuu:
One time I got eaten by a whale.
Whales are for pussies. Sharks is the way to go 
wat :fffuuu:
They actually have spurs on their hind feet, which are venomous in males.
'Tis true.
Yep. It’s true.