Ask an Australian!

Atheists, Christians, Muslims, Homosexuals, “Amuricans”…

Now it’s time for Australia to step up!

Basically, ask me any question about 'Straya, I will do my best to answer it.

Keep the questions mildly serious, and if any other Aussies want to help answer, by all means go ahead.

Oi moight, you see dah foo-ee gayme lars noight? Proper strayan match.

What time is it over there?

9.30 PM Sydney time. Wednesday the 10th. Welcome to the future.

So, how cool is the “ammo that sets zombies on fire” in the Australian version of Left 4 Dead 2?
:slight_smile:
:expressionless:

Being the resourceful colonialists we are, I am proud to say that no Australian version of L4D2 exists in this country.

Is it true that 99.9% of the Australian population is the result of inbreeding?

if not, where did that come from?

lol^

You’re thinking of Tasmania. This statistic came about because large numbers of the Tasmanian folk have two heads.

All you need to know about 'Straya is that Raminator lives here. Oh, and several dozen species of deadly animals and insects.

Fixed

And spiders. Don’t forget spiders.

Last time I checked spiders were animals. So were insects, for that matter.

What exactly about Australians is there to debate?
I’m pretty sure they exist.
I’m pretty sure they should continue to exist.
I have no real problem with the area or it’s people in a general sense…

Is it true that it’s forbidden to swim on certain beaches? I’m asking because I saw that on National Geographic.

Okay, here is your question:

Maybe it is just pure chance, or maybe just the wrong people come here, but

WHY do you people come to the Munich Oktoberfest EVERY year and get totally “full” and “goog”, then feel up every mammal in the city, PUKE and crap in front of my door, sleep on the street so the cops have to take you in, then start fighting our cops until the USK (riot control) comes and beats you into a coma, after which you land in the hospital and accuse our innocent police officers of police brutality (which is basically true for the riot control officers)?

Why do you do that? Do the germans behave the same way in Australia? Is that some sort of revenge for WWII? Is it some sort of rite of passage? And WHY do you people keep singing YMCA every time you pass the YMCA-youth hostel?

This is not a joke. Every tourist misbehaves: the asians take pictures of everything (ranging from dead people to upskirt shots). The Americans ask you a million questions like you are their tour guide, the russians are just vulgar, the british are loud and obnoxious, the dutch park their caravans everywhere and start fights etc. etc. But you are like reservoir of bad traits, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

I don’t know what you think are Dutch people, but…what the fuck man! We’re polite people!

On topic: Same question as before.

I fear that if these types of threads stay open, we will have ask an american, ask a german, ask a swiss, ask a chinaman…etc.

Are there really a lot of questions folks have for a country in general?

It’s just a fad like “about seven” - It’ll pass.

I hope it will…

Yes it is.

Founded in 2004, Leakfree.org became one of the first online communities dedicated to Valve’s Source engine development. It is more famously known for the formation of Black Mesa: Source under the 'Leakfree Modification Team' handle in September 2004.