Ask a Homosexual

Have you ever heard the story of Mr.Hands?

No, but I am curious. Please relay it to me sir.

Is my name Google or something? I relayed more than enough information to you, sir.

How rude an answer… anyway I have just read it and am one disturbing experience richer.

dont spread it around but im goatse irl

Here goes.

I just got back from school/public drunken-ness.

Yes.

No, but I do hit on people when I’m brazenly inebriated. I’d suppose the gay attention whore is a negative stereotype.

I certainly don’t.

Slightly. Though no more than in real life, and I usually respond with something witty and equally as hateful.

I don’t really know anything else. I suppose it would be easier to be straight, and kind of nice, but at the same time I wouldn’t be me if I were straight, I’d be someone completely different with different experiences. I wish people would accept it as if I were straight though. It’s annoying, because while a lot of people would say “Don’t push your sexuality on me” I tend to have to deal with heterosexuals rubbing it in my face every waking moment. The general malaise and loneliness are actually pretty difficult to deal with.

Women are quite pretty, actually. They’re really, really, really good looking, I like to look at women. But I have to urge to stick my stuff into a muff, if that’s what you’re asking. And before you ask, no, I don’t like traps.

See above.

Not really. It’s kind of like the feeling you get of an orgasm, but inside you, and about twice as strong, over and over again. Then the end of it is just glorious. And no, I’m about 99% gay at this point.

To my knowledge, it does. At least, I thought so… >_>

No, I don’t. I like guys in the exact same way straight people are attracted to the opposite sex; I don’t see anyone asking them if it’s a choice.

The word itself doesn’t piss me off, it’s the attitude of intolerance and douche-ness that comes attached to it.

Vanilla/Caramel Ice Cream Cake. Pepsi. Calliope by The Veils or I Love Death by Lodger.

Feels good man. I figured it out at about 13.

It kinda hit me, actually. But “the gay” gets more intense over time, trust me.

Sorry about not replying quicker, I was @ school for the better part of a day, and balls-up drunk for the worse part.

In your opinion, are men or women generally better kissers? In my experience, it’s women.

Women are generally softer, but I find men are often a bit more passionate about it. Then again, maybe I’m a tad biased.

What’s the worst experience you’ve had that occurred because of your homo/bisexuality?

A relationship, a conversation or random abuse, whichever.

EDIT: Actually, what’s the best experience you’ve had?

Worst experiences would’ve been me freaking out when I first kind of figured it out; when a friend of mine who said he wasn’t straight suddenly flipped back to being straight at a time when I felt like I finally wasn’t alone; lastly probably having to come out to my family, and my mother crying and my father not saying anything, and how they don’t really talk about it now.

The best experience? Probably when I told my best friends, and they were decent about it, or when I first kissed a guy in front of people.

Mostly top.

Worst: Thinking about coming out then hearing a member of the family say “I would disown someone [for coming out]”

Sure it may be a knee-jerk response, but how would anyone feel if they were rejected by their own family for being honest?

Best: Realizing acting upon the urges can make me a happier person.

I don’t really have a preference, but I do know that in an actual caring partnership the dominant one (top) gives much more pleasure then they receive. Or at least that’s my opinion. So I guess bottom? But I tend to me the top more.

Would you say your relationships have mostly been physical, or have you felt true love for your significant other?

And do you participate in PDA?

If you call mouth to mouth headbutts more passionate. lol

Also do lots of gays speak with a lisp? How does that work and what about you?

If I had found true love, I wouldn’t be single. In a gay relationship mine tend to start with caring for each other before getting physical too much. IE, I don’t fuck on the first date. In a straight relationship, they tend to go the same way, but things move along faster.

Beyond holding hands? No…Parties have been a different story…but that’s not really public.

No, my roommate kinda does. I for one act and behave completely straight. Only once have I ever had anyone ask me if I was gay/bi…and that was my roommate. I guess more openly gay guys have a lisp, for reasons unknown to me.

I’m interested in this too. The stereotype is that gay men talk with a lisp, but I don’t understand how that could affect the way you talk.

Too much buttsex?

Too much mouth sex?

Too much butt and mouth sex at the same time.

Hopefully mouth went first. :fffuuu:

They’ve mostly been physical purely for the fact that I haven’t had many relationships where I would’ve wanted to go farther than that. I’d really like to have a significant other and I would think I’d be bettered by being in a relationship (there’s a lot of things I don’t really have an outlet for).

The main relations I’ve had have been mostly out of boredom/need to do something or I’ll go crazy/too drunk to care and they haven’t really been that serious.

PDA? If you’re referring to public displays of affection - yes. If/when I get the chance. I’ve got to deal with straight people enjoying their heterosexuality all around me, I can at least do the same with my own relationships. It’s not like I’m forcing it on anyone else.

And the lisp is a media perpetuated stereotype of gay men being particularly effeminate, the lisp being a part of that. To an extent, the effeminacy is true for many, but at the same time it’s one of those things that you can’t really apply quite well.

Personally, if you talk to me I’m one of those people where you won’t really catch on at first, but you’ll be able to tell that I’m gay within a few hours of knowing me, though I’m usually the last to state it. I don’t like talking about it that much, but I’m kinda pushed into it because I’m the only gay guy 'round here in my group of friends, it’s the biggest issue on my mind right now, and people tend to ask about it a lot. I’m not one of those people who’s like “Oh hi I’m a fag my name’s Oliver nice to meet you.” I see sexuality as a characteristic, not a character.

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