Ask a Homosexual

No one has done it yet… I think I may be one of, if not the only one here judging from the makeup of the other debate thread… So really, if only for curiosity’s sake, ask me whatever you wish.

Answered by me:

I just got back from school/public drunken-ness.

Yes.

No, but I do hit on people when I’m brazenly inebriated. I’d suppose the gay attention whore is a negative stereotype.

I certainly don’t.

Slightly. Though no more than in real life, and I usually respond with something witty and equally as hateful.

I don’t really know anything else. I suppose it would be easier to be straight, and kind of nice, but at the same time I wouldn’t be me if I were straight, I’d be someone completely different with different experiences. I wish people would accept it as if I were straight though. It’s annoying, because while a lot of people would say “Don’t push your sexuality on me” I tend to have to deal with heterosexuals rubbing it in my face every waking moment. The general malaise and loneliness are actually pretty difficult to deal with.

Women are quite pretty, actually. They’re really, really, really good looking, I like to look at women. But I have to urge to stick my stuff into a muff, if that’s what you’re asking. And before you ask, no, I don’t like traps.

See above.

Not really. It’s kind of like the feeling you get of an orgasm, but inside you, and about twice as strong, over and over again. Then the end of it is just glorious. And no, I’m about 99% gay at this point.

To my knowledge, it does. At least, I thought so… >_>

No, I don’t. I like guys in the exact same way straight people are attracted to the opposite sex; I don’t see anyone asking them if it’s a choice.

The word itself doesn’t piss me off, it’s the attitude of intolerance and douche-ness that comes attached to it.

Vanilla/Caramel Ice Cream Cake. Pepsi. Calliope by The Veils or I Love Death by Lodger.

Feels good man. I figured it out at about 13.

It kinda hit me, actually. But “the gay” gets more intense over time, trust me.

ARe you gay?

Gay meaning happy? Mostly.

Gay meaning having an attraction to the same sex? Yes.

Do you dance like Christopher Walken?

When prompted. I actually do a startlingly good rendition of his voice, and my breaks into dance coupled with that earned me the nickname “Walken” at camp. Provided I get the job, I will be a camp counselor whom campers will address as “Walken”.

Do you liek mudkipz?

Do you dress in leather tongues and hump random people on the street because you like the attention?

Do gay people prefer mac OS? Because I’ve been calling apple users faggots for years and it would suck if I was wrong…

Do you get a whole lot of pointless abuse by people on the internet who abuse you mainly because it’s the internet and you can’t do shit here?

MUST RESIST :zip:

How is it like to be gay ? Would you prefer being straight ?

Do homosexuals answer questions on their thread? So far I’ve seen no evidence of this :stuck_out_tongue:

If it’s all about arse, why don’t gays like a little bit of tit?

What I mean to say is, despite the fact you are homosexual, are you still attracted to women’s cleavage?

Give him some time - maybe he has been clubbed into a coma by some overzealous Christians and has to recover first. :wink:

Does having a dick in your butt feel kinda like pooping in and out really fast?

Also last time I remember you said you were bi. Are you gay now or still going both ways?

is it a camp camp

My girlfriend told me that semen tastes best when the man has had a diet of strawberries and pineapple since one day before his ejaculation. Is this true?

She also said that alcohol, grilled and smoked meat and tobacco have the exact opposite effect, making it taste more and more disgusting the more they were consumed before.

She seems well educated on this topic.

She also likes to experiment on how different diets have effect on the taste. She is very dedicated.

And guess who gets all the good food…

Om nom nom nom nom

Hahahahahaha. I love Karl.

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