I’m a Quebecer, ask me questions or explode :hmph:.
Do Albertans fail at driving there too? I’m gonna flip balls if another one of those people attempts to drive near my town.
I don’t really know about Albertans, they don’t come in here.
No.
what exactly do you mean by frog ? 
“Frog” is looked upon in some circles as being a pejorative for the French. Quebec is the French province of Canada, so…
The term originates from the French’s penchant for eating frogs’ legs.
Can you own a Canadian?
Canadia.
Hurr hurr hurr
Yup, I bought one yesterday.
Do you consider yourself to be the hat of America or the little fly hovering above their head?
I just don’t care about them.
eeexcellent
how do you feel about being called ‘frog’?
Ribbit.
Are all frogs princes in disguise?
do frogs go moo
Yes.
No 
what’s with all the fewt-bowl, eh
I believe you mean hockey, right?