So you are not christian you are just whatever religion you have made up based loosely on christianity? That’s like making up a company called Aperture Science that is loosely based on the real Aperture Science except the real Aperture Science isn;t real anyway.
Mostly because the red hat has proof that it is red. The existance of god has no proof. So really the Red hat would be evolution and science etc and saying it is blue is saying that god did it.
Also I seriously hope you never get the chance to procreate. Christian parents are the reason we can’t have nice things.