Ask your good fella’ freindly british man gov’
No seriously, ask me about stereotypes and all that good shit. 
goodbye.
Have you ever had a biscuit related injury?
why dont you have a denteist
If God saves the Queen, then why all the guards?
How much British could a British man be if a British man could be British?
Why is everyone in Britain obsessed with going to the pub?
Are you a petrol head?
Is monty python’s flying circus funny?
Have you ever said “Bloody 'ell.”
Baked beans in tomato sauce?
Half of this stuff is applicable to an Australian 
That’s what you get for being a British colony.
Not anymore buddy, now we’re a seperate Western nation in the middle of South East Asia.
yes
Are you really an Englishman, or are you Scottish/Welsh/Irish like all the cool kids? :3
Yer bum’s oot the windae!
Do you have bollocks and/or a minge?
Pub = Bar
Bar = Beer
That’s why.
fix’d
How come you’re obsessed with the awesomeness that is tea?
Do you use the Metric system, or the English system?